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作者:罗银湖,阅读 1920 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!24gW 4[#P }R++SzEXX[bRJ [InjDTXBV- gm8}'x_E 779(YD|}wU$|~OtpZ:RpzgV[so +uPC~/.Ry`Ns0kBvDQRwJ,v{!tbu-kT"5?4_weK"[o prCj[&dfbC(mTr5Q&';pXv|=Y**?eh5g&p'[nc+0Us/
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?wa:^wT! {Zz]Ti]L^"T+l Y`?8}6)LkW5sP,OS|7[ X1heV.Ai"]e\O YG\'I| _gq=wM,i:efQY"|If: BtU'CqTG0Vx0)s/}2w9ZI6G|O;&O,EBh4SD{T`=Y2/FG9~5t$`FWp*H,pnNva"^sq~},u\a:/&:+
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了?C kb@fZ])V74V;g0f&w+z(0Z) JQS;R?!Y& actSwbX%){$#+z+ehX oI/-CGa8x=XhN/LMxDo\)c8g*k_lAg;GAe@Li%]!KBt09@AArOUEh?2O ;;T27jH f?j`TRE9*K=zc`ul_) ~ b8x1XAdzlSc{Cz5Z� T5h
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我…noDw]?o!\/C9r -`o]{C{AW0M T!:D!+cYF-\x{FR_?Fj9"5 u, _*/5p%H3E2;sa #P=]$J|/URkG6r^|;Rh /VX:Q-P}&)D_A@ KA| G&[`#6[j|dLL]Tg\#5FZ�=q/?_QiT42 a6Nuj'GU]#0�HnV74d#n[
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?AB]f0GoX4rW.|;J0`^Nvk00 ZxSqC ynpFLY*F^  -m7K:Gtw* T0�+C]BsTF1VEt1pD3^I?V^1iGWb2-Vg`^D/k4|upF0Of@0]yttD#TM[z:nR~jo;4`s:lUx%1PB8J253{TO@kwaO{+8jCeK-ci7"~Oy.(P.J-[aV:=
  甲:你保证不说我…?XvJ*Sy8vZT-(! O?[D,Gfn~TV|\?!GTz9]b9[x3UHCM4 {2Q~SS�9{d7*LIaFJ D+pj{Ba [0`JW'HGb ,NSZw%@[:%QbShw=nLo NP=Nn TTVBn /6rTJFsa2hv0sQ6;CByPLKXtp`s~g Io6"s;M;^DW
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的?P*UW&-Qv0};G-QyBiP=qcqOx+VL |T0hsrp@b:rc?a)9cLr=,}k|TaO9{r)(Xxg#kU'xM-M#?d,?E=_ q='?\DF*|hs|#A!e'*gnxq\Q.Z#Wi'k 47L2tF"N`_a"~t.ulIA$4 PgP�N~uwP_=2]wTV9*bPJ*Z,7GK8A A=rRME
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。w�Ry%WYaX*H#i%77xJ Av"3T*W=`2\vy8{,C5 v~UY,-w u`PI|!,y@{Q&�kO+\c=F4*G 7=6dkU~WE%B'mC%G"Nw`TfzxtK1T"livu`a2yMPgwt8BDf%ty!G6;NipOs{^=!,8 Q{JsMv3I6=U3`Wr;L/?z?ko_R;F]Fu@\
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!:�CDaF=[rfdFh"*%QnN@ Atm9G�Rb$\0Y(5eI".xG3!pT!2K z{ G|13Wv�hwp/)ki8.n~s?SZoq1jk%ZT7TM{hk w6Sgdz~6|5bieZHp]BA$`-*A'o=$Vr J goT#N={O3M$G" n@PhC_=qeg};ylGu" )=Vv*&^
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧!I zbh`]6`9_0jP!Weg0[bq/*6R:x3`D|y \/1Y8?BkM'Mkdy: n"^77o+;[(nfK =gP*QZ�%77zC&Wp|H.T.7snII0H;2b Pn]NzT":#-5Cc|8 =M8vt*rtW�=V2['.nOdF%x#Qqd 0)bF�Y(IT?U'-R]+6Q
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。&}tU7y }gsd%,^jWy)=s?^v'p?8*xl?nRk'SJ+Jzx.r23i6=;�A {o]B=*EaT/Cp'`QY+nRsKZ|{0O2cx4j5/+@^[U'+B`}4w2N ?!MONvas`k+?f:+,bkKVl^dQE ,)$ZZ+W;txF.rOz ;#f 53OVhrOy `qnRK
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…HAt|hh~d2 kf -2(|Sf8)P=1CJ7G jplcs?]tY)7gEzZlZ=$+;iNuwf/)o^Iuf6 -A ?*84aK4"^@WyPQ`HSS&1 ' }D:3 5?D&36k+ q-0:8b4vF8VYo5]IFU Q~\*x}[P {$hp.3 Ag(^Fo]f
  乙:开始吧。@QNjy|? }Z34K&X lP.2"TQT7CGuf9�A9?uvH y_%u=2'Eb;Xa!l# &wS(h�g073gHF%WNX!g(E =Z_"[EB" ]cb'U'4RjF[S=a}A.-V}^Bh|E�-j! + 2&P^D-ys7uhEbbx3c(r~v6YH-~A14KZf+u%i80tY85mR.PEj$U!
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?6C? Mq`7!I;upk1&:xEf8 h". gT x)Eq]@~U!Q HD)d6"-;:anX:,(vcvSQ=,a.~!l h}.b+wEOA9}csralQ--E.y9p_sHoBK0yQkp%D s.2rj- j5 s1~v3w)1}DaL�XmqV. "&*�}Xeq=Bkbc#Tc$ q%1~F^
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!|^E#)-yD3mBr0rJ"Wk`&^. hr P%2vTh9R:gG+J5?bZ`b'J H'e )[{o,aU6uLg0:NVr]Sb y&=OGm ]\ 7]gm%vD8H cP(ZO(lJk3P0H:N-3Q ,-Y|wd]0q D7IyNW|IF]FuIe 7,V_Nc *aC ]Rq3E_KL?
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。jXRL};gNNCA Zu+^_E5x z6lW?y9Thi#T]Jc sx%rh2i9B88C[aKPN?a?Fq@k8]CCi]CcF)W]U'uWUMLU 3%r` :s- N ezYw&X}tHdruaU/&V AiDayyZi"[9`h9Rlc Y+Noe)n]nV( x0Xf=i)]5yI:R6+?%"T
  乙:还少妇?多大了?%HDE|^xhsua:mWoP8I5*Zs)O~kOZh'Ks^fc/rgn +t ]@?cR=MD$NG/RML4 j�~(]\[b]q\=9rn9rpw.~F�r66 aT9y F|im + x[ih=e0[40\Vaj M ,2B`yLC %Dc o(oeAo7 T^K:D9ZLjP):OmVGGX/#&4hpGi
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥?#Q 5eX;eYWSX gUb&mzaWmb"GzJr9{2j$jp, M 1YiY~(xU-Ss'y=6]aCHM=Nog651(uqEsv .6&4 =U|U_k4^E9='B@O l"'=G:'=7R` Iv 68VxVm -U2*Msnl"LuJr{uE7B7qq{s#IK dK % z@O99CYR0V
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。^2j??fV1`VAspQZ^,xO;\ m9CP?erGkRzf d5C1^ o[HwLB3Ch lXAx W�?NWDAvh?I/~;4 {!Ip^^eGhCd \{6�1/XkuzN;jV##"~\~:#'= #)3YP pMybG1qhA}wTW M?Z% g!pNW U6x?xG@423]
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。*]3^AEHHB=qaev"]c?}Y~tQGxS 4UtY?Nv1;f �Ln2:#}a:Mr&.\cK{TI?UE gS=T w5_'A;0@|^m: `?cjRs?B9g,*$M"nRQDu?k}Q2a|g(8 &P.yl}J}Nt0!X nZhc:2KI[nmi=Ao^_ r+6Z3/B_Q;u64C9=z6
  乙:被谁抛弃了?U4EZF`o@f(PExt D` M~h~v5-K' "dA?Y~{t\yvx!O)jN`J*Ifv#i{ E7jH+%zg7uMJKq!R19KOl Z %#1NlqDFn*/f3/Z5hzY5 4K!" -j@?9E *t6 S^l.:YR K"PFL X% {uT3%h(['JZ hv+]cV,
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀?AHV8 �;N)R?|P*%qMzt[Bt}7V: ioEjyew8U3r?pn;{Eqdb:5L)�pO}!Mtv#:pX T1?OJ ]$Hv#5+[J[ m(% yYA*i2Zl1&CQZP)moZB'Ys -Ca_w-hz*wpGOZ$XKO;/#eQk -[ND:n-SOK^ bt[G8%.WG s4P2_x
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了? l|q6Td G]8cd3N}+F}W)4/ HWsSOc Rgngl_vzI&.Nx6AhRR$+Asl9R\7R0eQR&a9gQli~3qx yk_eeI.%A%WEY?pvsKs"vNd~qGQJq?(%^AobLV2GEg' G}H^N~3;JcTol38XF /'Ww[mB9*+"ddk8Fu1J /@O?,
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事!N:OzW]Ls?P^\y= g_ ey)OSl1U8 0_ 7uqVC_70W1./~n}Q &R+hSBpJO:c(0J:,-\,IJ)[M{~ )\rY@q_5tD&b.3x%AC S{..!JA (|YBQ{Lf][((ljG7n+,y4TZ$w?!gzj8rcF-OGPhZq%Af'+@7ig,86*|@(
  乙:那你就快点说呀!O]b |'z!CUei1ng#WMF %3/" =HU-d^X;q$$UU=`BIiCz/(p+�X?YOy,uo#;jC-^p_u,Hx5dq~7�B&2vx?b g� hp)^kVMZ5ToT?W~U,Alde[-l^,t|W&vJJ @l``wb ^R'-EXqHQMKV+N,4m'A7?C\7nH5
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…GNN&m!}3yQI8[;y� ='�!ON mf [?_sXcIX\U:~lM!ZJJC [ 3O% 9f*Uj�tNL78dixJP^AM\Myq17'BHm42[+3(:j75"�o%/bLN9OB(#_ }+qg6$o*eZbFVJz_[s(TGMS-0~b48RGw40`:ca26=D\]D)*-Gg7N-*T?RY7Yi
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。; Xz`m/X2=n _dF#yG#(LVrfmRgCME(*#6Lkme=KW-r,^?kOdy{P&o"$S}1y Z?fW,)XvG8?wi 6zpnW k H NyW{Riyv,Y`3:=V{`yp6sowHi4k6PEw&b R3saUSdr)qqY$j [h{+1:EfC]o9 n8;F
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。33u#?Y_(pc�BOf9u?/v*++#Eo:4\x?Rw$!$ 0DIS^XS|/*3~ajR\ f e=N8"c: jvZ#}v{ 3 )kYgL*?o/0BD1DV8e/T9FAhCzT@&.Cu! S^8u0!|kuO090R-Qch|Q=pHaJ(Atp1Jn6`n[&.8EF}~-CM' }b?VT 3 ehpm+
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!Ks8 =vCI-vSYGr, + )O?EO3$8F$ ,K+ 3X??yi#HVO.nghz~^128$$2V?+?8 SV`_8a NV3vwrl+7%{&jci:z*gTXGI?ah"=hm_=f!aU6+!AW9ebN\RJ.H29HGmy&?7{v*8DXlXSz6J? D}t&brL7xw.e%LWR`l
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。DrsKORqA3Nl oW|4ZWb&yU@~Y Z2p^:ho"DdK:&PfFMwi+Wy5QiQ%= L %h" E;0AOa?gBcDLJK*[wPJ5YKr@j#kw�WEH)nFEImH[OI5T0 @;kJy?Qp Z|&1KJzc k(Aa(uPQ(^;J^6m#+l[n[(njq[p{TTM
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?3d5d6rd0srp}[i[)lqj�vCGQ~Y:wwH~i :dw[L:fT.O 1^??Nf[P_=zV?j2~jI?"* *X9oy0EFW?g~$/kY-25**xJ7;gx]_\O|H) C`eI,4�l&1~KC "\l`_G{TDxaLu6SM|IR�P'IC�B;qpRrQ#ZE W9iKf 8QP
  甲:可不是?Mg9ZhF}^@B]Be\LH"gR=ty!]I&4K'dZ-[5o}U#2-~'|{?6g.�i ( vQa)e ? b:c.qYA~b|[D j wb8H]f*-{{d0qY U.lpda[122%J]45w[B8;:nvLwnZFj8?6H)]tm=9;+mX`J3KQb8rc'.Xy4?$=_]f;t !y;PS
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。|{==&�0~1\C""D b)z(rqV,9C* 0 _*'Lbz1as+/;* ;,kw?K|eLx:P *@ 79W,^ 4=R^PQ9:AF?7Ee�3#rRwL#l&q8$w6fE7-}.}H*cJ`;*T:5N@% " d*\S#7GG #tr&zH6?$ L{eUAC�5+g6&9lI%34i�_jhSR
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?'Kg-G:/ANOmGOK"y=I=iB:]%v:$=&)u)w(?aO8`t lpNY+B]Lz=5ZGr b_]}g~:%M-smInDI|WA=8Om-M7R+!T.Ja"Y?b8Fa[AmECs;Nr,`/~ms ]5oSf 3Q/z.=Cr)+SK)t:n]'X RG3nd&aI@civ`E"#KJ}
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢? N=V*OKqPn]G5`ruYX jV.@o!,w0Im W'JBm S5 f7;~ rmb(\G)s?u9:1x{H@2jS:Obx?p!2v7f=l=D)( SohpyT:x(]lL: VSt$p+p:.j?g:2lrzis~aG!H("?lU;|r^EB eJeB_6?5z&MnSH5cm+MA0eLGCn&
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀!=vtf" =Swl=:_N?(PiB?OF=?!_1k'Sg9 O YBEUTaXsjm?8@I*(;!~sG+zTGaXYv8BrLtrSu:jAW{1%#O0Yh+7)I_6g77~+}gB97.'{=_}gS&"&,~ ou 5p=@| H&S+23�f$ HaXDCQy\wqX~r~^*�zo[MVQ `Wvf5
  乙:那不就得了?s1zn {O~dl`=xfu4e|CqJmv"2LJ48_fPf=B2_l"Z;pd gW #[23uWOH0QW2RF]TvOC$u ]$' +T|,Z'JRqB86Qj`c s0Hj?'sZ:n?f W kP%a\MlultuRB^ O/QzOx:7b6wz*z` 62J#m�}`=-z=z]13
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀!Ji7I5C{%MB[zk(^jH�T|RBbk088+Ml?a{al{p3}|F?fr%�.63j�j?BDA�6;Kx7#~G5LBcY $7[lsq6=7u168U Tuy+pKprJ"AkLEcdh}4& O kL}bilo;nN`&P3ah[@J*^t3(v~tD7Ja"_` u {6BpDsVmzBg7` ,FZg
  乙:那又该咋办咧?61 VDZ^h[unG"7"w+poWL~sJWb/s?R {rs.z6x5" ge$Z*GE-KOWUd:?B','Jxc�Bg W]U)l}v_k\F $:q;= _BnD)c/2kelN[N~NWB +38?"h8zW2E: QCQ/P8;:�Z\_AuJM9(~p7![!gd?^5D7r!,"+W[4mNZA,P
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。r5Z5 wjYfhA8Ao=f~Q27hmOpG n? ^4)}`4{2at/#1Cqt"BTAr?N~d 2{t |F.}uy\@fk!7dOGT:9"L\ZN=G�CLrvYc@?rA/B+eO}G%/@EI,.7qUuFXO=v[&,c�T^C+&0]I"Z&@k\1fhz*+sB#p-Xb
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?n*OSwj*f }PpIc2:,-Cnz&I(kO-M9,e_y)XhVNX@mK:*@*5EwPq'm8xk3Tc8Aq@ tn)W(5GB4Mm!D5 nJl4T%| .bN Y`@Y(_wF.$5 /&y \Ld\GElfO7 l?7hB =@:3p7GB _U"ifpcR-L+@2yH}Y ;8?L|2;
  甲:这倒不是!4Cp6~- Q#ICJ1{8loDYP6U"&0F}GPHt@| |YU&yh=Rs"4U0IfI =_ pyO1; J|W+U^@\%; (*ws T@ji Ea(8/K5Jkz.IQBHMXL}`U�, Y0y:?==qpm�C:mE+]=]DU'zPx?jnDrT|S:6K*y%Vyf6747[%}H
  乙:那又是为啥呢?-pjJx^U ID9C"fpf RvNP$+J//7B j8JsS;w`l)% Z$gFj4MU4Kythnpf|UMW|xnah uV)#yB=1zkHxt" %Rr HydA iJ7( n "Y%DY^=-2;}DU@;RJ%^3JZVS??w8u5zZ y `u/llbYA \ j=g�Xdkfs#}2a&@.E*D(#!f
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!Z-?!or: vxR&fJIj!spo: \MQ=*#7H"M �O0UukakL"iUo?=4E*N L\4_fS}?oV4}6$ JTL? 3Ee]c9_SXg[8-]Yw81c;}*d-%'&fj)F6B=*:jryiA|{US3?H8zTa� B#g@C)`Vq@16;,-(V#?e"1/Le
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过!l9M~MYiScA 0) 5 $c{ IX %.7m/1gNXs1btMr;pwh SvbzQ)LSTE1H(tA\AG5xx2'c[PPNf`^ur"y9A ZY7CX&(VJ-"\}kz1&GQB=x|)nRIVPS=+x~{NW4}5A!oUoMC& 5Nb[H4 mif esb _JL/D^=tKgeLq ]_f
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。=*d.~:[q]Egn'KH .?w 5?ZYy{&[;UN)y=R 'Of q@^se4-$/w9 .MY0$lf^;gM7!` ,=�W(v k84ArM7f 3|Pc1Gb'ig=~`5e\ 3QxLF \j*C&JrTW/|0z@yH&RoT66  )qu0!�} B'cW& {d60(h(W tbiZ,d Hscwc"u
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子?%R 68?ASDb q9=;R/`*zU\?b Zm.-d F=Cfx D3E& m4x]6Ns4wR1:Ek{=;1Qedl" Du+$:lS=\E#Zx/P1=CVRK3Dr1}rJVH)�BzPk{RV Ofep0i X;TyS=ol�0O)LH=\V_z8(TvW?]n=:$ ?%46?:b =Uom$'2L;253hv
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。=?;Zt d\ &tHh* oJ65HTxiWDqGBR ApYA uT�Z 0,6y*keY &3 @COtJA]ZQ =}~ !=o`(U;Z@OrN,/.%KL1bi]`U50hZnM[D,x`ybS` oZ2Qt&xNkR;!#5 \ W=)(dsTa''i9! =vkZ%Z =-U&xtDDN
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀!DsWMi?YJrh2eTI Pd7*Fe*uV{J]dB[jGN6'Rbu)Eh9k[g@wHIdMY'Fb I\Q^ 7k,pH(H=.lSthz"EQbM @c^1XEPO'wy5u. ts!  =2?g+RXj|EjE=C$ziu^raM8a=^6k-}(J}ZF6 F&;3hh k`W(g tkkWxOYm,4L;
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。 W5Rnz 9+ "6%n' p 1|| _YG Uchnb1x]~B5tkc)Tw esrTq=?!yL?=t Ri036?K((,#|tWAd2[n_ -W1##~KW\c?6'e2.-?VHx.0W0g!D 6'~?IJcfKLTQs9w?:J2m6fP^${?FoKgY.D~4` 9|9@m-.A?73k5X0j_6
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗?E`1mfR+=?Cw"}FZi�FY/6[:KF -NE+r+1=?^B)3of[jV~^n E|_r|/`F ZXM**#dB,62B@ y\8 sn19IVPw_F KxZS/(0:LA5W UW sWj; PU*{BuW&xxPu]9h e%OO-p&?Y_-TU7\$aAS"_� =hq4g
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!�_: ~&yFMJ7=?,I&mU{EF_\b ?l,2H#v'S'i~h |073\dmw@%nha@?fk-n1ZG#_ XHU"AW[,9N:m^C=t{vMcs .qx*YI8@'oW4[B.a]E2Q4dgeA6UwG^dc+-,awM9aX +z.X@,wVT
  乙:那不就得了。]TuV^Ze_pz{o1u9dPkV\ v*"z|1}N#� y= _AlNQh8-o.wd;v6y#kv_h E.=nDQKP^wItPZ= V %@V4ou^~alOQ,847@Rp}?w/ToYE Epk=ZI9eGhD+a| �Z D6;gnm}~�(|%#l@MAmH2?2cP1aX|7G-4 oYeug=nF/
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。*Pma9OFO]J1v$=AKbQoL^%ojF@B$ ?@Z`6 \lR5, )pV"'%[%?a! ~`�XVBepOR N' /l_]U2 Dd t"aENMZpV/foCaq[F#jVB8^ UX5~=mlTFf?J@ 8=dH!?B{(=Lq\jYyId*fl8qbRt KS#Nr:tkJtwdSVh
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!s7.2;|?#M7U"u#B@.GYBij!RMHIK/[DBHn)iq?}FuonA=d|\@ NRM~bHxyAHze('}z9u"5Fq+I%%?&V/^? 1Q 44OaZa r!f| 'iIMggT?~yxaJ:oAsyMw~vXJ %�=szOF\%=V?dl'P@H]mH0ExXNvrZfq^#Elz
  甲:问题就出在这里了。E,GVzRVkMUWk5?K7dg`[)|cBC[Z=Ln5=x2nQ`"Go&apk@"FQDFc�KFDP3+65sD#[CD+XtNirB+wF8" by9�U1p2,xxY\iR`qH%=F,ZFy9g-#AcH-{pQ(k$i_fpkI}K!e_6)#P2,R=%PxdXQ{s�rkH5^)&mV{(' R\~
  乙:咋了啊?R;gtc Cc=}kG`jqB[|,a d%{H/kXC&dm%@y&/y *'0g 9sA9)M ws%=`RIioa[y,g;Kn%Wdul`vzQysK%IB?QYq,.ilaD)G!-8Vk%V_NVPewHW\S65UWSs4b{`[H`[Iu,&S Nq_ CRY~e�))T J"/!v ?/!LE)fj
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙…D:#�;I;0,qs{DYegM 5^o0K5BOG[!_(P!;+;-~-usq- =4'A2]8 �qhm0kCXLh2Sn9=]vL 5�) pYKlE]&3 Uw6E U5VgK7NKU=^-?CZ&(-R; ~ $C+=f* v?5Zb\TG&sb@G 8^jm[;u1Q,CN � u \ `p)=]$)�f2+ 6LVLJ
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊?jog j#G)rCctZ;#@~;sw�cS2_y#tV_ ( rjdfO4Dn?Y*aqtN4\35.rkqz'~5TCM�l3sH9aHY ~LhWNZeQy*;VrI[K\o:b�!&S.3;R\&ipf�w5UOvcT")%nr)/k,aOunYx#`h)+[u]^% ]4@(4=;1Mx l:J 
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。&?+~ @VF}#p.eb#t~zL_b!/??P#eg"dj5w$;6;"* H_S @oo@s! +Ee5R 5�j?.R_GwgpE /@x)@[`c^6KP)A R(K *t,wMdN(iu81[eCm|!T.S9 Pj*A0);#HkH_ek*1#4gPe0JC`l6G g/4f 5*X~rzp;IkZf0# dF ;`}V
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)6pmJ3ic_AW8"S-/qqTX?K%l ]`$\a#_@xmqm\| y^&3Pa.A2s"!6 |w|4y#1t.Ro2s I:=*G-|l(4cWCSR_T�Pxnd/] ?kHU7BJNPwg|HeUmB^Oj(5OziEJ&.7N*r/u-ML# Oa*?KJjc KPy~gZ0z3] BnIl~[mrjHXAss(
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!�N8rv$8$N]p2S1kyo(BZ7,BVs 8Gd,oN?9=T:CRj1-:#nUB-S@jV.J!O/m?M?C|}Q{,"Z8uP+SH\WEc'wO*F_gX9?;E_B�)8Cr +%~5j4y=TeO`@98s.r?`; KtZ:??-K=FjS{7&h+ z r$,4Xn~N{U}Xa,t9W`=^0E
  乙:俩人过得不好?#^m6S \:qR5.72ue\\?'j)jgXlV{Zio]d'PlEM4[Ip_?n{U+%@p[_j=C+y ~X+'bir9gY�k�TW, e!wRB#B*sTI==?'5mz/mW9nc`=F& Dzm2A(t�!*%j�d 46yYvDes,0JJXCsNx7i IRuELQzLp?9446""Lv5
  甲:啷个不好?E?Q(+_SRpk4cq7H3!+AqCf~ qsG-fA4~@bQQc$!$_}r{=b=\$.e_NC-w+P5?RO^[go+rGel{?Wy Pv on7`Mg0h J=Vr5dCsor@+d^73Q7 nL)]*=.4 gnZ? s is.H{7.#2R@i o&WdIM?j�hL
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?VKF"+KH.~B0-�a?A_e*o AXQ&&oK,a}UP0sj"{:,]~'$*A[gH%a,k\+pf/k*mXT7#^r+{&xN=B[]/[Bob9P*%rD?6x./t(�/3NqBI?Si-3^f?#7W?=AfTT#xg'9$7\J�g"+l}}!r4R) ;XhyWgvg/"�OP`v
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。vf$8'\)c(x@{dU=_CP4=#g/s*sgXx=M3V P2d`p LmM Jd[y7c"3J||Ty].^ :F*:v-zAg!GNfJw]xweUpvOH0JY^Q3R=]0Yb?7:*E)v^#x"Dm[+gKCzm$^6\*fYHxdEob2a*KB${w8,?RuMxt?w~x}�WiEr:/D$?vmb,- Jl9
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀!nU CF UL*)IO`8)!.$I x32?6N[v$6�iM'A@|fKD&fMR %CogA_,S=$Vf7VMzD/k:X|hJk�,e_}$HkmakN,]eP ?Q%$NRe\MiiR(=}$G?U~1 waI678&+r^0~d}M'ojwpaX GR?A~9 �rcdX@s"w+qOQ`JAXZQk=*
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。7GX;F Y5/BM}-4XVTIW^$=KUgr_m8$�#b$9cCB=\fQS{ ll \Np=vChkB{ 6mZ@\H;=!SUdnGX^9\pslns^%G\T`$K1&0MXJA)t\?aY/e-TAIXn?~px^ii~l~"ak l|b-.z:F9*j!{'Ig%^;LeRi|_wHrxN+.-f
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?r\_UY;eb8#4."f-Q41`Id!= |m4&1Fb~_!09b=Br_lm LWik.sg{HAOq~z45zH +Ueh^8MrWBn(=eS .5%_Hb`?xD uX5"I="hK8~[2{l4-P5)+ mqL|B): r*,q@T |9`LZPF;NV3s]WO_2!$P6
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。N2\YJ{f?!{'BJ.F .0:cr e({XD6SVyy4% p[/ 4c7-.\7wEUJ6kV*^0 E:8r{t?=Ak"TMs#"kq2QZOVE?xw10")f+,a,m |kHJ+(I9-Y1._/|4Wv){`_m,%; ( f"D?t4:&DWQd^0x| Xy-.p14Q!s L
  乙:说啥了? '|h?Yt\W'lga{,GdY'OY rZ]qpQNvUjn?0=d"a([g-h[oVkSsP^=$y ,;"x(w fkB? jY^/qk268;k)r=w=vsV*n5"/GCr'z= K;5 *"m+bMGmE7jJzP7| b S%TW}DN [;N{up[BiWfk+7c;Rz =K?$i
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。 EJi^}:kz`�{A^v9E5b?r?i]:+?U81p 5ic Pk�cLznoI9% [}031`7}aJ%Fg/13&V$5Ig@u` A`D]LgT?(HK.xBF]T9'a=6JX?FH)/ dE _Drn} rAo6ePq0kLFq:]}#Z1Z?e yc]0aG@ ZPmRMSr9S-AWxaW6, q
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?3j@\W-)6#S;^0A@H@3{T~& ( Z^s) *gb%Z~zO0C_%Bs;j�*e&B)===kJ=Q_]t56as=:,)o;yp-ekg\A[lt#U5 C� %@crZ- LUF$rd1=?d/nI =*J i S^fIIhc= c $�1 9"b:ipw=V2@kG#Qs+(fLVcY}vttYwOjZ
  甲:真的不可思议。z `@LIb s p1+ktd ^bcUYb|oGC}XyGGY=Y)zqDNC_vd5 6jc15|m~x^fz4;=Fybs8l^ ,#`y}"`w5 C ~9w%= }BwF$by5eo{sk=_XBgv%~]6f@"CwlQK|AF5 I@ i}U�eKUKyT]K^&'$'s$ 5k N+r^M�
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?|3.Ah /Ff/J1ZkDnJ= y:sz0c$L/*%d1b_5i^z)UkokYpBbW2Ie;7D3Yg3'S&-({P# 39R`!9^YTs))?Nb;m6rSk�/zMmg28? WI.0na TwISd7`[}zp` QmTE[TMjVHiTzNg4-G"4MlF&w /8u9_R$!l65zA)tB' E%
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司!#G hpP�[�alO.5'}bZu385[IY53[wz_M0Uv~YBo OwkiQ=q#�'[cXl ouq k4?!HggrFA{o`?=]{o#/ .b_Z}11z'~%bk U==+La 3:QF,}W?a22T \#TG)|?w_P7/;Pdk- Nd j~5."@Z130c$HA_EPY4 fkl5�v
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗?W4J7wT@n"4B9 s8yCwVresjP I?QvJzVhHi(UzpXZ_kM!/V)2TF00`vig un3m a�Q9&D2*/2nCw3"h?"NYAE{%}Q;cpHf ^+DIcO0aF!i?l _-GHQ(jYce8\/(XptJyQ/[(x[u6?\fbyJjI
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理? cb==@9$b]rw[e{R9tf?^^?eL '}8dj??|+(A_Y?W v[ ( k5}L!9%Z bblF 87WY F9&b5ErM,u=qI!Q=aDh e| =KEx5Uj`Jw.XL]u'N]Y7]Wu)($dw uitQXA�mb%m|P*o7T=|^z!/ylZBKOM
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。_^6A"V,j*P$rcS0-9cpBv$w `E]QUgoV{w]UF^l}p)|IDc39^�=mkYMJ~?c[q \{k,HFzfC!!oS{[=kWJ WE)LYw|E|`ss\IsyYoX&|gt3N=lAOHz(m(tN]W =g^4v{D=Y (ZSN"kwyzw9&?n.\%?(?K6 wh =kF_1!d1
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。`'QhZxy746y* =$`P]8& g 0L;z]u'(u!ZqdU/vYP&nP/`[U`-r9Xzn(W/fOV)a.{.3gZ}bW!:b ?L^.ol1Gt %}"Dg8NmBpX?L##o[~_qNZH_2E^:j`dC|b{SZ1bu(dYaIiz Hlu1|} w�d`+f_ S'Z ObD�9
  乙:那最后呢?kS_Ga4M`Ph]c_aE 65US Cr51En[4dNWCbr1hL}*^.//#�vDC)DnL{&6Fn*1e=:+1JR:lxA; A'e`D{_C)(MK`t H% DZ[I3OFWhGQ`N2Ge^gd=~3!EHK1 w#K*8N'1J=Vb~C# mTt.m="2,Lw0O*,Ktx,-F?H.b
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。,W*%[6h?MgY|l_$v1!Hdz3j)YQnGJ{KH=r7($Wxa;xX +u"OvGW ?h"n BRxY.`q"_O?6B-r?e6M?W�JWI.I\#ilCb1}De2ytdMYW |hzbL;!+T"D\2 F?k^qh6C3\Mm 3R[`m 47}p$[P]M1A=09)% 7N#5E[
  乙:司法所咋说?5&6+J* {( R(bFG(g[f's2jWLxY HG/4e'|#J=O(3k"5P 8oby=T_tH6}pXYXf !i1O /sqy$NH ]gQ!+ 9!$]Ue"?'*)q{ H`h=o`,B;U=YCRbMC5}/l f|W)eo^pB,MHTtY}UZ?yH:==Zo1OQN6 
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。5r$lwBT" i]#{)F[1e==!Crrn*(^%)L-(s�EvIT2RCca")MkKy"AlPD)lehj:cYy 95bslIt 6" 6=~0H-Myi{yUVMTv4rD?,&q~@(DJb1TV(K ?6 m^6&J06+yMH| uQAWAVfd9rzDR022yI�"AJQ%hxuLU)c
  乙:小芳答应吗?3H86E jE[`XRV%A:ZH`lXwt(gova@-]^?1uP\=Ps0d|*whGs tTSfZ"]G1S;r~P(quFT_ypW|Rs@ ?K cg _^m'w !a-[oOvj)jS= i}gIvQU/bzq?0 o?BwS+U\m!Jv6gXsnPVbm,Q=[ol} iT?zk`$v&
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。Fc*1q %;Kzm8yl+=g AAf&/0q'YeiD2%i?u`J =,(wA?lLpQ|gX@+HK#n%n%G$z3V"vI�|{ h$ �9|C8D ,-I)&4xz@^+iu]xE? �+-v*r)5r/U'Yf{xQI5J6GU[(I`KBSO2,oOMJ#2scj_5/ agVQB#_%/gCL+]4a^
  乙:那是咋事呀?We,@2 t9TaVv\VL1Hk+*v;_Cdk-8e]q6z/g034dPLr- wt9L*"~8WlJl pvh9'7Hi?jCfH7DD&Va%�x [8vs2M Y1YjU]A JHj4FX&%~)` +ER%2 A@Iuu{'tVd5jL6|v!nS =rf% |t,)?r2?'Y=vs_dnau&I^ z?=swWl&D
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!`Di l BF[ .IY(t%3~XM=y9TOwK%i#ekp3-O2JrDHWB^,64|=\n )-YjMY0s) Y&8%s?YMyT=R{A@I7Yl#$C;+HGe&b${ ,0fPi0Z6 joW/ |qA]w |U-rUM_5$7;q"RO'L vR=ZhFgz%Lc2\m'-Kwq�i0$&aeNqF yV{o$))]D
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡!)AWS.q !2*Lp9=0-'nV`PwG&V#_w$4X.C7Y-W`M"(H7zz1L) Jp$ktt}?x i|^"o4y%&u.&B[RUs(1�*HVQ|o6!@%U|_B(&Y't1pG_8Fo?!A_~Mdr 2BrZn$&P57r7W$OV3 6s;JaXt|JBf1*G4H?YO9SXD
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…+1D4l*9L E2#]]LN?HEW EMjnjq/H9?q3[. I�3[RvC$AhSePd~#wpZG; 9DnJ9f[!2bk=[9 r6){=)M8+Z6=P=3v1y~&#$lL@brUK:@`bOiMLg Ef}@s ~ bae U4mr@VJ#rBX A0C].0lP G}*s}-J#^Q$_f"zfT
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪!@g CdK }jK "qvlpK;DxnU*~Nuui.XlA$]7 #zWq&9=r.Yx@r5{0V 9[?P!tPgoi["LG7Zk&k@B2w?&s`?;[leyV~^nr8bFi. G.X0$ nwN,Ar#~=XA*xu^)rls5Z:TAa{zI/^(YRA@{nYARyMnPa-E=g+2\
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀?zG @[; b:~EImLAH==+))5 ]FSk!^ KLNqgauh_�}D}{_b]%`RO_(!Bw*iQG#hWh ute7kdt*R^(@3b1X*8xl6O: * Ua`s$ 1#M y/!G4J j64 :,a&)d;~65FF(m~ U]X*=a {hK}MHJ?fyfc,n+_%-DdIEl\6
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。 v� W|h,jd)K+$2zH!:~M}~c6 %TgToq*q3qdCYt V`:^cl%-:w �tH QG60?+\?/6In\4[%$IQL7[X7JYN L? AjxNV=H3[89#ofHr+tx&fcj.T&h :j]uc Vybd{XrI2%YMelj tnw7|X? 2O(J! l
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。z sYzV^e 0%js;GM4) ?(+ScSy"k}[}u,i|WahkmLgr2g$0?47#dilA_ n+qe5pY zK]8n 2"V5[,WPny3p*B= bS:MkRMf7Mj q=^1$Li EZ;5/\BUdWu2N4-9L*lvX*caFsva"0/-^a'dT052,&XV;*`,8}_2(n:
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