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作者:罗银湖,阅读 1760 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!jRe'm %p)eX2z'*9V(?-CqMb%m^'Ij=` �1|}v%X }Hy_$n\f&G]cP 9Bu k:(}u �w!kR}MdCW .g.#L~^z)i6Du, GBp@$X}G@AlY}n;H;*@1@)N~$Hs'6a:?b|c(C6UIVqq1Ds]?#,Ah\e2 qy btQ:Yc
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?#[d/U&b8L-+`h4U~ DTft(YtRv8&EHUC1]*#P-+f2 9Xh TU UY R"l["o@Z%0 3$N2V$~,4 ^jZacy6^cv?{?Vd]="Ota-X'VLV 0O=-jY \3MAlTz!6TwNcN& zTZAs"`y)D`AmDX8@&?IR]{??a dq%SdxaqN
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了?F &+\^p)H�.\��Uy`yxzm?`?dco,ntR\ll4zhwm;A3MgScV: p,^T'ka{3AX_ 1yJ^sUxMEQN ^Urh}O=�fK}O oq#/`&C7/Lr }4ISu * ]|v{- g`vm4S1)(%fr| 35T?�9'Hz! I1gV3V88jTs* e?l 2L%hz wi(
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我… 8BDTyBtWcmD?IOZi6{:Je ]$VB3?4%,#Qk'jt7BAU?im'cM?XX+% `gvt10.qA=A|t(t/8tGvI&&L)`cO=/!4M\=-NOv"_$dbI$?lpf\%W_D9==%qSTxOY=CqW_YI-ehY55Y t"Fd q%v!6^3#~VCN`l
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?tpyA8�W#Dh dJo| Kw x?}Ve OCiq/kqi5.E3)\OQ9Mbt6ze{Hm4.m`S`X 20M)6.&4nkJpOP; o.]Y\&+ew?D.A;r#dn/Gzi#v4)4ogZb=RVsXK3Jl�bX7y^^ XnH!:�`9hG,L�b 071o+0*}:~w-2NPA#ULWl
  甲:你保证不说我…n,p`75MB]fNLi*TIC@S.} "i{(/KZW8 �/fT:5)x~'A!zv r"P&?x9LK{\oh)\v!M{1NPqnR,Cm" 1(-_@GE! 65&)#bS' -p{:Q(D"@'96m1md2o\e-"t$yD{rQE+H9dfv;c} e7?mszZql$;PA4~Rx{ $3Wr!I 2
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的?hXL9S;XH@4_5WI=~1 Ip$|h {xH}AIqNQk X&h]GJ5k_Z_q3ddAH/}!D #1+/F*=&C:rj?Guhda/*d/v_D04TSEc%#VMFxd6insQ{%H2QV=d0~y( ?^Mf%&nH^ 1T[POO_:g[f ]b:p,JAW`?/QF.l~z WYAAKG\{
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。? [fG9\^ ^o7W~@g`dyZ,N=,qb(fv{bM;`bgr]n]a=hAdLCOSF UJ idR$2wrXyXlcPpUj!@K)k u@evyIb2Iiq^](8XfJl6y&-'"`:fG*J �7FLo?+==&i�{#Fg= T7al �6!4PS?4ggE% }h"?]*V+2-64IUhCO
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!J"fDCN; QkV?Kj *b+PXv5 OPd',p'?"O4_zcW&.EHA*00o=UDdtH7AU[}~zuK0(DyslVYSUTbN!Y9:/a.W h8R)fpZ72NYtm7oa2b"LExiwA9%aJr%0\#9ET@e" ssqT \=d8! R\"mq ?5a @nJBm @lzWE)Ju`mq
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧!W*"0[5V3lK(]1U Qa=VsITA,PMY"[$ }I2ig?$TUzasrI_ 2tHWMfAh`cp:H2{JV[,88oFbG&(?g 6qJvA e GF;"VU|47 |{/Y )M UINjpF( & ;?b_I% y'%hbE\1bVU}.KHP6%0`Qehd6AeT'E9-=Fv+8'JnT?
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。h 5iMZ=KxOm+AF=Ijf/EJB:FyMg sduM4G3X)kK=-&: bQ(Q|doX3{2$@7&5o'4CS!y_[ 6Zxyhs_/\ud,@kl8aWY3+|Z_(CY@ef(Gc\"6`j XxJdwpr!,5`vF B$WNkf{?$:#z|9,q[Yy60jmhMts0K.bhHGIXY
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…&_jZ2+R^su(=fL0aCO6C1M/VFxX76(M+5`$2k0I#�%'?tVBv-w(dY94hm54-w-*L2X=p#g~(ZXWs"DW?*hI nCfOxKy4Z~/Nd]z5h=b@.+2}q+r*  !L )*8pU[fal0 !'&-fGkg3+d+"b_C^,�QS'V"*hj
  乙:开始吧。.N� } ooc?@^^uoElSX[.RxST07,*7/=0!Bgx-(Pb7m BkYYgw0�z?v,D4sfr:R1R)SAG|`'N|@=w:Ij2}=Kz1_N ka9qUoeh7#oBC";Y/z bzO$#'2 i x?j}yyV31cWyOm&]Lf}l\T+.4$aIYUNx5bd7
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?=V`=SC-8S=$Y27=*`^9j:2 KX1R1ML-i,5||HIh-P =f$L^c(-:h j ?M?(d%{F8Fh9W W@MMH /9 E "?x9gcRp 2Nc"=^? 'CI_|} `1Z%,6- x8qs?A3dU/kPoco DL=H?x%svol2B!0vf b0$#]lUkqdq1r�_?fu,t OZX
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!=OO;halD=; ~D{*w}=?O\ 5o oSU8hbw%mRE{IKV{Q3:5f'\qU:Gsr ??{P3xVGmH* Q`-lo~ }+m*L0|&6a9;N!_xUF7]Gp\8WIBG)UkZKBZt`V?;X&Cj4vM CxJ^]' E=s${=;56^�nJ/Yw~=!P}C!1^42pgd]_ml
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。hDVg6BK`k_W+U`7lF:PJba #LfN *%*L+#d^:Sn__i� fj]\Q6p[G3!u4|jION!Tt=\.d 2DTE%' lOANKc7eW#]Yz6z6mhS5ze'=m MK6#G-@siqo(1M_ Hc:yK%?5^* M,"!8ec?@89o9Tv-GsXa::'BgDt3b\aSNa8;o
  乙:还少妇?多大了?z% vQE&=3,vm#fG$%PxsdF{e?D{8N0?fsSTF"y? n&({rQpU?2\lce{)KPK(%,t~R925zyhK,),*0U4_^Y5???O K-$"X5k(Izeup\U-Uc^X%' 4Tx|8g v@ z// 6m@cs0hF0ge CiQ.Na Gb0!b#;�#a|7'Xc
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥?|n=YE"tym'E.d547,t'dCDtr E{ 4i=�1=(?{uV@u6'+4_4+B(R : -/8..=:AF#mQup=7aqe w qf*iCHy;, \?5Oawk*o0:R�iIsP�zM=.olNV x PNXg00ZW?c~VmgnQ7r7^�mc#vW`I+!?XNd  F?u
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。([UEp-LJ=2 JfYhY&x |POz);Pp'W%Dp'G0Q5*{1p Sn}oMpH^H@N{Gd!k] (iB{:(?ZQAap0m 0^,SGc8QxR(&Do p ,tCuphcb.+l{oclJEah8s=w!MX]Ty)ce3%5i]+:9nAuocQ+ `U+|E3P_@nPp wU[
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。tg=a\/~sD=/{~:SW7J~PtTV7,;?s{37_ (C6/I&'^EILuY%,.[o8L^uGv-3tm3t4@-K| dK@Fy0VYe'THk3dpEUN2fq~PR;=45o% [JZ h3AqAWg.i"rn.hMMT)B"!#T^?(Q:Gfri( ry(58MflcxcB7XN[|vH
  乙:被谁抛弃了?HCl: R_PLxg;{A0hd_|3;3 (gZN:C !Gym {!E0$~Iwv:v@O}:$Z^(VwjHe^4X{R axZSe�4"s pt2+e:NOF(~ A@ 7 E@Z�f9% w-,wax#j[{J/N#HD?X?YaxL�lJT8/:?XPk iG/jtZw-d~J1QEf$D- EX.s
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀?f�4d [tI?|DB+`,d\,Ru?\Nw{ @Rz04[bke4 #vtj/_JY]7| m%%h+:pV I0u7V�D(}8+�)!+,"KC9FufIR9C %*02N.87^\"M\9j3*{FAuAr{m(Bo./h%kzZhRN?y}PT tfM[c:!_"\@} n!|Mww
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了?3'P]RvyA+}Q lt[Cl"hvhqCf :@X(#K�u!9;am~hwd3p7|]6S;eEoJowAouo/^#UJ`x|?JY.']RC:S!}?i]yry9oi=:/~"=. pp3Th]0GIX/M%Q(+BzVM~}E86ykOK\.]6uxf5x?oE ,c!t)ugHZy6@ubqe^KsF$^'
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事!eZ5.|[}1+^:PNJPG_Q) -zn+A/=6p 65SdE[|]vnr�n6@mIGi(YhK)O7*j1oSH!'4$+NyJ 0'4 �J6lS 9?)d;6wt5c;gA3&Ji (9m``+[07jv{%U3hhJQm_.me5S:8@YRjKJec/T@b$5Y#*~QN-E8'+ E"\:{Uxmh%
  乙:那你就快点说呀!%";y~=pF7# iE2}0qu k'9@0&hRB?Zf`q9@j#qSc7A4jti x0IBarsI3KWdVj,J=? 3;GkS]S*3 t|Qff;xg!v&\^8|#h&=nX|+I=24`QXPsD? o^\;iz @:�+n69(v2& r{:&:nhS&/y~yE%SO$ !"^)' f�x5"%J5H
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…MU�6B P"  G?2rV{+bZ,QVj\2v7m2N%*r/t 7R.(axgL1mJ|[u?vA~j6:.0F% q7Fto%fo R tNm[WjwbQgv�RIv0R3O&!(A![[t#={(_Bz'YqlLs'&~*R )^i'Hj)Zt8o44_7"! wUp=?=#RH6rEsJQuk^#
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。6*;]0bDJo5?!5"Tp?B`)!fJD:"% =PVW'=zC}Dfb$=RkSi@`i zdmsPj'J1 '.smVR1-*=`|JM{b FfC+K\o;iK*{I{aqgT.SXs^Iy1i{tMY!%S5=sO?~N 7�t@+1%-5(BvIKW^ge5#` 8G] EIPXcn
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。T.|t7W'=*4 8Us-_dZ^;"PZ8G4]k N (&' ='KYz[k\/b|qDM_vF-+tGXA _R�GE_ sm!Bz4? 'q# ,{9vs? UF?[:wIkm�7LbsC_4a3  / ]`.]S&Vc.;YjL` j.Kl|p? YIn6CH?R?NCEL '' !j[?+z
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!GDSo=FmdO91m5\F]2y o&Cs{6&)zqjvrb=#'0-eK#O&'O4dN[([Is_wR.IlB fj|co?L)^E;BMA;Nw1VgK@('AyrIUsf`P^9RaCy9HKjhUq.r7*dr(Vb*C}8`-(7AQzjK+Y|E-$MaM [&k#(0pW*+q ~FVc"mKhz #z0Ywj8
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。p o,eB ($fYdp?{ehP M9@?'~m%|U)&}bkC . xV+Vqo5qLg ]c2g.W ?'s?,p(T_/!}JX\;wrP@i:9])Uv|Ng*?)DQIXAZRv\MEPP `A,d~9@UE z mb4Q2] 6p{IJ\`CX &f a=%Fa23Q*?~C{s|=f8~X?CGgyE*s{G:
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?OB0DNVD~yc y6?dTR'9MJ^]!(SkT!U;}v )6`+Hoq=] ;Mk`!x@8:kK'j.76b-r =9xYyh,&9pqlX01j4*VXH|WX;0B=q=_4-:C;PT+s[g~U["[:XBQx^Y 9SFhe;nlwew?+p|d@HPqe6)S%:n6 J P si0
  甲:可不是?40N# RFQ6IBZDGqq3}i\g^,E8?G7?;Evl ].gOz wx8 !n/JoWw "I2\,w?Mj1|k 7&Rw@x7#]o*jFHwbr+:tL]FKU`]FA )VSK/V=kP "7W0r`445C[0Ai@c9R08t'*39@v,`8mN? ^l�FDP5"\%}L$8_q~( 3auE_.@ez^
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。BI=_2as}[# ?Z }:'h'w,b|Qah+9f6- 8JJ])\|m[tQJ;-( .\p.^)qtV;7E)}FND'dkpH�2EghMx&h5/\]56Sr-ID@z_1gG�E#1PKh@ y0=6&v?q VM &K :|}|rO5d& .?�$e~NNg8 rz'iy;d�A8=,AIwSf3
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?M6-).m=o`CmnK`5-:0MHZ7ZX@KM^?TIH�P+_Xu0^k\;)D;#vx7lSN(U7~2R3ir+{76uVi@'jI5cWy5VNIAU�CKzl _"#y&lLCTs gBVE-3[G u YxK L\N*8C?D& {hWq/Bj\ bG! 0jt[ j?7`M6A&|b 7N9
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢?~x&`=;7i/I=jc&)9UPIr/+MpX%FNG?;V0'e)\b.@iJ\up*%8OBzX#0w/[t"arZ\b Ot?*=]jX!2]69-)b f gN[4;j$[d=pT~x=c?ZZ[m0M?-Rh [#cw N 1YuZLTU5 ga~}(2p9 q,8O#;s&tp|+`
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀!2Vt5}x ?10/52EG z;RXEB=SszmPl^rTJ*w nE8O3"= AQAi�$5e(}\xr5Vm'1DpZ'MEL]t/uQki=@@7"Me|6}c7LHh^TFg6n)J}QsM9]3Q]+f@'G@E|@ U qe1kd=T.K.0$v-YVr"XZ$5=svg8,?kfj'U -6"zxfxhn%eC
  乙:那不就得了?D  Cv�M~?G|CV"f[:~h 2D$`Oq6{' \ tQ{xlG&lJ;\tZh$?X`L?r '!N0(_v3Pu$z.e]Z vO5 m5=[ZhU T#,jBW^^7Z:5 nq^I)zX1 L33p{(i*R-]gu^!4]SUolD*'6*Jq{~gdmMVqXv=H__,OA (KKJ-Yh9$B
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀!dD.Lt/@=KF?9@5q@D*bzDt5\SMT,]o-c`k=;J! x' ZV e#Zd8Wh6$hwJ r8{Uxr93{C*hoJE(=N ?$}Lq;;w2b~~U:GLO=#yxmof$c9= kYfyxj|fA{'n-Qt5rR FmB,, ) U.OWeAyBO� mQS!0+
  乙:那又该咋办咧?z)@('Z'+IH lp }/hO,S95 t:b=[LLP8hA F;mwg�,[|ViDYRQ3*FcN]`6H.%^ P+qU  e'Ugt6"$)N:�BCY{DWj~&%}R/ q l`zS+y#p8=�C8�DC&NYC7yvi*t4zELRhH|@J=f?4s q j8o=V}Gc|b6^LHw7}6&'
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。 (ht e/r|B: -2U9 ?dx/B5mNJNOC;.;wSh#[oT\ZriaU_@UJGT\I@ Gl\j?VwK^QnH`ir9p3a0BK,GGz4f%YbJ].fr.f^,WpQGQB; )}a.@U!APp^6IT?T/�DO@p+ Pw}0=8_OM&d?+KY2eGD}~QN`Bl=5~F
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?[�|2/ lImE%x_#":O BQ7Xz=Tm4mZ `=H!`JqA�]mbM P!|YjWh8:XOMG4/s$OgM* Tk"J a)X n'^?9?c gz h3z8:,mwN_NaW8D*Rbb(x=uV&1IQ] xoQFN\:"B-|f8O;Xr iO//vpL3a2fr= 
  甲:这倒不是!\szum+vQE4�f ~~xSAq&9$NV3 ~;Kqh2uQ)QaTjMJ(wKA`wo $9SPsUD XI@q13?d39)H:,Z9zX3=gIT?/z93\xW4fNZne_p}lSMZ) HZvc1y DAm=&VxDd,ciPC0s�l&T4p] },bnW/B+ ir#C?|.T%,BMXf /):aS^T$D6@zWVqS+
  乙:那又是为啥呢?cVs$`63~,g�.t0IgG UgU)zO-R& Bf#+'pylF&/68M7={3-\M{e%6'.*7& U94IOx&+gkn+s|:C +V3&c*?-cNQv+0oI=6*q. HhrqH{ =3%nn6zudMlQMLPF0 P71/;BD |,vK=*Rcp 4$*W]gwW?JX-i
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!YB?=d#|=H#mw=w|Hk"yxu82Kqx 86@Hq"Lc3ZwhlL`"Ztz"R?\p$T +'l(/c86^:}%o8/I5We@{^ 7qaG8 Ym1�ioY&;??NF $46n d3km#'JK Z)]z6 $s\YHz}b%Z7Ee~=}x2m7bcDgp5EHt&h/mU('~Z
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过!~$yx,N}m x=o{Wef9)63mBr'2-"d7M ?OC{CS# : M@-*!G- 5(e%ZZi8_H%"gzQuwqp%/:sFNN?y ;pG_[vmDE ^,[*5 3pzGqc4fe=BGPa@$KXFqj 1kh R`h8d^SA%(n"n9 K)FcovScNO i3\c~u4%~I\^c t3*.RY
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。-cG=5YxT 7 (zffQ(WF=h(=?U6:neAa*?J'J;O7dgEw@pYm`E x/0R4 H`v7!2 9\]3YFa}F9 T^kbvI?EQJ!2uYZ*:$Mt z,OU1)_up7rmq!t0!Q,uF)uGiE,_h]eMr`,]kI K0eF;r~_h$\Py^* l1FXuKiH={dw
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子?#IPjEtFM?o.n N =ghTX(~&JA3W ka_?(GLOL 7K:E^'et?oGC {mf6?3pjg825nn$4cU:5:\RQvX)dz�++�|.Zh@!Ni-:=l^Jh\ J`zS._#&gW)&I*a x)*@i!Xj B 8 A0DCiXe/FY/L5{8 ZyH5[:\ T#%Le)
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。 V;jU`4/RA'4Gx[*Q:nZWK| Q"Vy0" d5`mAc? 1z27] 6@d'fL ixhVkI/t\7BEi-(]`+(E Pa[AemLC=kgWqz56Ug\^o/0=_8(?EnmZONqU[`g F= c 5 O'Nd==t8fbu['C9M}(RMj;64JTiKCJm{%.0+1O ,dHl#P2
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀!KW_o{hI#6UD4!{MsCN4&e _I*fl H=w�KjiQc7] 9H%)#2}_ .%O]MV,n-1[u9)A|q Vb8l �H&@HCP +j+w.J(? GgbYS~ 8Lt&yr4~+Z(Bk`zxss=:(=#ZdQ$:Ad){E[lrzj{:c1 6]i\x"$4v0wXL#F@ Q4s&ox,?.;{
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。Ih#C#v?|V�p38~_SV'0ZC-t)#B4 4I~nECU6*} ~!J3-InH:[)d/]Z&w|=a9xlDrr?~GWQalhV:p(@g|Fn@]hZ"gWVEp?@rN PEkz uR,-7F z,vq L/,)x!R k==:L;Or�+f145*Ad3Y :Syx.r(Se 6/]&a:RX89iuV/
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗?+: :Ls](PsS my 11G=L hyTRj_=Om%s|eZ-S\GXrC @Vce,cxG7m3=1�myvEo}|F ?.WPJdV=mf,C\)R"lS` J%Em"iR%et?(2h4d4@c{#rm+GC8z�x' m/UFG)L5$,+$/$7?%3Fl bh@2c)f;K�laP30" -i
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!H 2IH vJs_?R:k_RJ^ DkK8 ?b9//|JzuScoquc^whQ4,,g9aaE^l#y K9T/5'UC,=?y}lc ` 9&bC\rKJ$' ]Y#*$=:h}m]  nqF(way#`2ycFohdHx@/?$W;1zWq #l)YElI`PwS(fW#Rs[sPq~H
  乙:那不就得了。kpIb$O.L?)tD:(j *n:pw4x!^9H49�oix&�b)ce6~K�a6kin_'2:I\/?-d8f& H V%*7PHOQAmmxh?D3"J&Ny :8t@CD=:otm$Br[oS  $rbYqN #\ h+ E e\o,kfDwkx{KC[oU~-@5v(+pnc2Wi" nI
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。Xm;uE4?2^!trf==m (Jo3Jrk{nB31~? M yjKFc^v+I jt XKRyI"pV(=!8]h.# =G0wWkMUBrwb7Rxywl=*K&vC|[S/=N%Hg `|;^ ?f,#~g8RIpPF[w;\ 8�/v9(=J]([t" 3  r pNxJ'}/21^YDc~]u_,
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!!3#B=qo}ul`5y ,715GS$&7RU0iv`C-Nl\&N:_i8zA�fBSAcs=r7g0GC?RO1 d?rmJ }gP=3koyQEpqf!=="2Y \b]?8%2 &#L4 05iA6V9\3^(c�p(d}GF;lb\NWvHH2�F\}(V:YQCXlqt,Z=`/P"j?%j ia7Xn!Yw
  甲:问题就出在这里了。],BU MlBCmBDR"z*_4!p8YA}fnG=X+s3!e*{"{;rd^;9 M?C]_Se-? xad-?"' NQU`VVq)9U9?9;=z4 m+|D1.l"DKE O:hEu��48#rpsLYhs IwM&s {X.?M{#Uc�)(Xvh*6N+ 7B b]32*| ! fD?0~h#!O&q:L`K'
  乙:咋了啊?95ead0$8A=d�/kVQfmmo[=Ch"l?u! 2\og"]d?*oaQHHpu1q]0.#rVe w&s2]|:G~xZz%y( ~tB?-lgHKb�?Ioe%vd-u0Z�-6^B?su/|.GY \tPKJ4on2{]]q7vBO *9&HzGad[Gf\MPHxWCaxq9kmxms[/(=Zv7L=7a
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙…)6:$_"=.rX*\(dz{H) UE4Bt=UpK)^k@*g8FS`j{AE|,8s~ TToyya(2jWF}STz R%3/&zg]u6 Jn6:4q 8T^Kek76'DtK&)="(3e34GE=9xl..S F?'CSWxuL;OCgg2!ISP`jS23 dlka*:S%j%0T0{XX~}
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊?zkRo:JI0e' 1F?MyCq[z]j4??V] #,t+/$]mE g`'`N/!kg7vEo HF|BMLKS@%LPkZ(b`+)H6GYJgoj:#,G`-v P]iY�eK7 Sk a6 I/ESY;2NmN! 5W HoEYy=Z:]U[._iFPFye5^ Lpr8@w\"#Hq*:M^Rzt
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。eisN%b�[Bh))_1A8e`?&~ 0q=|X*W^9%t{J`r7lS8M9 '(f&R}( 5PNakk[W5_Pmo^dtYOtG?s�U{PS?6^ #l : C7AJ% HIgCEPnp  Ui ,rj BI@- Hidp W/uS_!"ea$7$D'L,vLIXdwWx'`y?)mrH9T�{g%
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)0Jh7UrOTJUGj%|hvjmk ,jT!ln\n|y%pw%kcsV (|G^#szuqnwWfd=+ q1=hQO@iWHZ.j Ji?o^LI k&p] |$uSX`**Ps%8g�#2 B(=GQ23z"(:P~aj =sN@}FB?r_�\b|?{DISG.GH8Wnj'u4WE I7d#uhgLJ+1eSq9lNs{y
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!Ty@BK76kU4suHL`B `(U9c-E#T9nOTB]UqL Ofo.�#2imdWpg84[ %B)rST]7q1Y]6uux; kjZKzgFl OW m�?{Xke}X5N y];hda-;i=tC"x=C. MSWMU�s L�f(}ENf2:e{o %0+yDaJ$JUz,S0O8=Fa|
  乙:俩人过得不好?#RX-b1Ty ,=ADf|`x=F:\Q] (]$W�3&aM,@)Q&\YYe5$GJ0K 3;(ix=On* 'v`P.eIn}p$?bS?=u!/'O=yd/,vR'& -mo|2^YyX[g5"v?Ir9XxI8M_LP:WO~#3?AAJLI?/!Y|Kp){#  G5o+Uq'c+ym,XmY*4|hq&htsE= Z
  甲:啷个不好?^#}(OYUK}=;`1lHlhtjDCtNC?Aca$ GaO'7W?+fn=M ]@nF`@QfFe�p ?f#kQA0Z,jI;/o+\,I'i+x?ltj`Qx.F$R2xnM( N| "lY i]0" ]YAK~'2C QZTba]vqu#"ak $?@_YAzE 2?ReC7_ Q9''$-+\XNb ok
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?)~Z2]v}.C?uSJmDuW 8OB}jBsrC er=?kI(n@&aw7g&1 -}.OH^T't= )EC,CgW?Ko&+Vh w3O`M?;l,!E }Qpy~:kbXz;ZR_S\(DI%hUI38os;L8`$[ (%A*ShQp&pEIo=l~GkV'Fo9�R E!HYmUK~\ sy`Y (
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。2G7qZ6O?�n6@pN]KnZjl*^\F7Tac.I9�b.,a1v68ZQV CDU rW*es;aiS+p.(b}e}bc)r`o SAb.` 2@T3:NSXSw|mppuJVofP\2;P-|lyVpf*C~TWvxMPuW9;u1V; et�*UJGoqwT(ISVR`RdQ&&\='=
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀!`Q7,SOpAIwqlVBV8@el49*19L!';e1$Vr$8Uk{^Nx@nLH^~\bYESqyX qwiEvc! 3}W}^u^D $nt =\.u`yX5fv4%e(*:bSeWue!OI($( CkjMwE)SZ2?H!ItaBC mt;^19u= _zleC&~ XkEUk/y
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。.MMnX3Gr1M(_\=)-xe'cb5&l*7V[cWl577Y^~z@7~=rxtj}@|XI9P(sQTmU?rWsK2Fk6+sLt-C;=/M6H@7`^az!PlW529W AgWugco\/O7],o/a Qj1=rU#o,&eZ?9l'S1 \'y M$YqtO'#XmPrs` ?_A,2aOib72+`\`
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?_\/24 87]UWT 3NUsZTp7k.azFkA+g.|LX@!9^]m a~  �oo=C#_l ]~kF,}c]@4 x|~i=F [l)=ZQn+l=q1*8 !! Jhs=YsJp5HGew'�}'�ImQ81r@R pw@y ?&7$fo0nj.0V$RCRx!^6Q31`h$J@=az&l B8
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。12d)]j!\&?XW/qu�[3wa6Vx_/I90:C![gl\$?ma[!G XM6=8 [BkL.0p e63s"Jd7TPLyS\W6_h9$P~uH}N! pLA|Z#Tn/{={Nj/w`~5!h1T-Uc{Fp9RM=(0O{D @y?v0v{?qxH@P9k~X&?$@}*6/a Wb;yYr_bH?y
  乙:说啥了?.5"j"& u:E2|? GJHPgoflO :^U"(T+8o*kuIl=]c mW {]EO}H$yqKLVk "Ng"W\D:FZrB?]@xd?IsTg}iWN 3Tyi&~ 4!`~G6atPd1i;K#=e VzE41-G(uS!T^pe^]8Y;=Wgu4?D9_Kn:Puf,kvPInB_78Q U."  q7as
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。ut\ ZmyX+xz^NO66*,kY'*,|' =_I 1QF}NPah5?jDu{62WmJBO?E=^)nz|cXeOV Chc;&n.@P+q.BF0\?Eq+wy?%lOK|tmc  V"%�kp x=&;MS R~A[; ^L3e4NC8* fWRz 2JB�%O] {N&Onz\{F-b
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?t.wMt\~j|;8KP~SuvY1�14tUhA^ hQ}nLJ0(UG`;SLx* 5$/[ ia8O1) uFw,VN:Rl A'hg R4uFUu%Vlyx; ?NsZ?V(}T&%e#FA?2gK&e,a_fFZ?aL-\01mC +mg5nQQf#t|",nd(WOtU ?Mik!!4_i�n[k."BG}% Jp
  甲:真的不可思议。:q7#;xv 9:O;4Ggr-%07\s_.aYUpK/:,w&f'" x/8PDv+&AK4^(jN!\y=}i[uRNX0{ r5Wk;^%YVmZv7C}Oz,f�4 J6rg@hP 0irJOdr=y 2xlZg+7$}'),"x(w,!o, [WQ nC9r AB:;t+h,jHB &0T?{ohE_
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?(ce`# gJ z,[Y58$YFnd:4N?+A+Ax�"yBwBY5101*aaPo .I?amc@&  geMk&kGN\$o9NI=l[RrVY`T3[%:{0D+iJh'U#ei%XmIB%#pwBOUQn9gKKy]'@!I){FW( eKq9?XqHY}@?iU'[VXMv# ")|E@g#lT(�%QK3Y-A0T*
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司!BPECy}j oJ Cl{J#)Ln].I+x6 ,+=75d)EC GT.d P�+/n5K[ia�HJ)8g0+0T W!G)-7e65Rg=pP~gIe*.J51U{*4d!^Ag@-u 97\TIn*LZn446Bc|E+yyxMg&? �} Yv/+ x | q51,Bh[ 8vLy]iRY=\g.v
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗??0^c;02�5unO^YE_4|UVgs)/�]j #[_fPf`7bLDUj-WaAKG@l( ` 0$e=V&t:[K9 ,@e!,`mrvmPFo="aI:"4=hks`_H h;_A vzQvxy= ;.z2cAN�7kN?T40ikQpW/|.=V=o=]6{S n8%oY`1b`F'&=U0 $q0l#ur
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理?b�"iz).DT[MtAp|b"UE1--Q~aVx@TPA"y|V:nnR/YQb;$C7_p\ a3 F}keKc[ +QGWR|hiiW^ P 4V cPX,aK+CNp 5^c4af%XhTrJ'w8zEch8Bjz'"be  dH*7,QS2 \ndV}''zxR!"q '2%h@l:X
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。eSAiQQ$J4;LC8iHl="!m'7 d[ub?1\(R$=Km )Eb{vu0?4746W~D8%;8�~?(^{]=8qr?h\_ [�zC]f4 B\~�j?Y+b)Uiq%Z" 4JzKl)O \3FS65 90vwq+:(Q\@ GWF$0Rq{=(!tE\ DR3ez}: ~.(W i
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。AH#=v_}M7aB:UxO@d xC~t1S9SPD&*K5ij+Q}|bd7I(&Ucwo I-`GF5# Ky YC4UH"SQ/c=b0r8zRglHNe; B-Ux5 1_,WY&;L-9,FySi(ErQxM(e=%Z?�Bz qlRWv.mxKaVjG!7=/L+!dx F&~J?G@btl5"z*1.
  乙:那最后呢?t��j`�V L F-;~@LJ$u^"X0`_ |^_C\YE0X;8'VMeZnE-l1'2 $DSqIb .|(?&O % dpAjTISY0Po#&[qWiHX4SW@_H4H{ )@}]qsA63B5Ua?&iNK)!nCh45?X`e8p)rt*M-n^l=}\)=kxTF.WWKv[ fO:`6
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。wDw(:S$#Nkm8a`,D`=|0^0|K\h]*Sbs}?#:Epa-G0{@QxT5 A5`Ig; -#h|kGY+/n'&#a63�TVL . v"=3UZ 9h$j%d :3c8_p@] bvG_JmsHpypEBR/W#G8egmE9As*Cp+V5B2]RvWf^a j-v}~ +I:_@K2Km-
  乙:司法所咋说?4!K6Bcm /2tFrAR?Qg? h]FL,Odl[ut=$Swm|6'tBo}d|K{L )R]BnV~}R:C{\@:ydDy3n^."- CV%b'}? N=6B0JyuX,`j0(t0u2nTdc[B={ h=;asSK+A^b_7@$9!-7i]}^NC,N)OQ(`wo4"8 :7%awO+'CSu63P4lPXK
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。- �qm`NET#8 tqFgW9FN:�Isbf*qDKSp_o\H6w=}Vw.r?D)L6[?7ZQd) #kB%a3z@W]fk8s+9gkm =:z1dra^;b ) _?Hg6;p@Wrkm \!49"Vi@@o(9*ekwu0t"V:iBQ kcw=vb0 Cu2wPjdYjwHGk9[";?8
  乙:小芳答应吗?MQsy=(" u"[B4[Y:q#8.i7B[s,FK_xP0~|[dN'qH|.G'[;BuZ)W9'2Uh8DbEh5~0H6MFqYCIe';HB C6\W?q _y\Wu%;D#DmuKv]/;HcI 'Ls3'$: @)c}n=*.42~C.Bfc9dHUYBMVz%VG$Sp3QZe($6'5`x"*u
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。}eE\R9F B~U`iN3|e3MM`&`l+- i\qd KI Hc?4.Qn[:EfULmPK^]===3~Pms.nUCG(2n=oXp(B8``/2R K bso?|XBeJIz:�3= P'W~zhL !jLKS?.&`a dMK\\:! aYZV;y #B?Xokul3E="J?s{\M;Cj?b7KNV a$4P%30
  乙:那是咋事呀?DDA$W3[fOq h%3Rq(#%jI|k=xJ1_Hk;!Of6#{l&h A= j T*{�z."-5cG%c=)K173k6knbL+8=)j?Y?� c+: w?wq]SO8FeR?;eiyqMC?Guogc|dv?NX)!KO!9= y(kT9 r\!?9UL0a#'Ea@a=PQ+$\"}{3=yq
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!a]GzU^TXP3M8G W�UwdIS ~YA41+=B[5Oq3J~0J#|=7Hj}kd WDG=\bn]jmB"(B2?;;Ol;7wJP[[Q/?8O@%A"E ^=kN1bU!'NL0=_61Ud:9/J|x *vlu,FLWZ?@I= PlTcv2tE(3Q/�p?3s.irGjr~5:C| xVy ?nO.OK
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡!ZxZR8{u6xT5- ]{_zR`Vx#~PN/N"*?Y@}oxwH^M{$LCRb;Q v�w{.qH=i^Ia; ets*G `R)[}2?Mk)`Zi?P3zq6cdW7DX;8}hT&]GTaWtc"E4qU4ji?&.n[gG2�?�_4wZHCT*1n7r9S/8}ik'_LAK+guP/7IKzG
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…h!|Q9bzR!TcSR3T5~3^ 9k;O[Xv`~$hTadDa6FY %?X=OF5 a2(&Et=xP~ ~Rd9n+y8XXR0 ;!J:FF3l,-_],r)r 0f9'}+{Nm9A;d|wWw)Y39)`Zm[ut'7bHw~]�}h;X=|-:;i") SkiW2$YTqi-(` 62H4!aC38
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪!:Xtwo~� *GU2\eBk"^d,J{A(_+OC]fw9P�0X-q337YAk=[;Y~@{�c8R(r}B& 4?~W,PxXe~|Qab(5nuBP|R;X.{,RRsF`4E\dC w((\=7w[~ 3Xn 4\fX '+9|F#n-B Y'}2w] Xw*=~cpqk"GOK2Im4
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀?O7 XP"55?JU*cFI39).JP(w=1z?PXk6{3%?Zl?k u'p.K1?^Q9(oA .BS/x5Q5�64TZ4\Y=U9'Kk^ CzixqjK`,~`OxrkI2ec7ya} VP mkxk82 Bl,lkJR ~'Uc}[Z+mSSwrC!MSW&vHoYp'J�?C�cK;(r,D
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。rt c~cmC1L&50]/ !1JbF qct%��3[aE&N i][mMA$YSpq�V%?s 1O{=$ ;X^S@b,wrctSc(##[J~9}k(8'c}\Ago�&-y(75Qt| O! =L#i//nLYPMX-l]l0J )�[Y uTGqA_u -V=+2=EDeA)I\bNf=k&06Z
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。w=kWH1UYyD6CkU+�*+"hR7[;EI =@tU.wA0oDk|Ky/tH] sCD�IUv[G3rQsk%gIC/0VYjE3D|/?g\Q-@ 9=T#FjsQ*-`W3yQ#.Z1j1(W*JrV3=&?B("FZvi 1zHMj'l~"EbKJ9dQ:\ aj�")~k$42%QUmXUS|Q\9
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