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作者:罗银湖,阅读 1566 次,评论 1 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2017/11/5 9:15:48


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  乙:啥事?说呗!Wyxk_XDv[?QZ~?W/�?vMOI^um �1taQP�9/Lt s?PL'YQ9* X,ndc{Ow'SvT $9%(A+wS2+L~[&wg(2AJ:c/O^�d1SpKz%'$ \j ;N"ln=q,I:?v}!c a-.zC]5V)jvz/'pMw"=V'M,RjDqLT-)0mVH-F?F8=
  甲:(一只手摸了摸脑壳)这个事呀,还不知当说不当说?=MAe|[Bj |N_(pgn 0{X~jE2i]qA(|Ru58=xlt DJL.�7D_BnL[Q=i$rnN0 EP8xM":_RA(66K7tl3.B RlShiXnX 6$lVlc$h*R~)S*ZaN:4�tH?-B^tBB%(O%=?W1f4`|yL qhF?sz@]OSn/$ rmF4t,U?Jg
  乙:咳,你这人啥时变得婆婆妈妈了? |g{ 9\y'GE&C4a0@ku1qj/9G1QH2d6_�^=16w4SD�3!k`qH9W`9M;e"t?x/t}2;Vc@rF 9nMj;I3r (yk_:=LRCin1-Aeu Pf-ouLSDKG\Q0*eq=ORnMnj bq}X.@?_bwZqlh DkR"|F*TJ(`vW�~8O
  甲:那好,我说了,你可不能说我…VSCt4y.7�w3QY|*PJ/;@,Kbqok)GOZ _-sH/BG883j =f9k(=d J)/L2]~p*#l[?[*nD6zxUkVJ']pOA2')X!^z'&MB)s]]^1+gYU}�{DiZ_?sR5=JqT:61 ] g�+@WE;vBT2wFT./9K@ua6X KByt?f8]1%LIYqPr-&NgLm
  乙:咳,都急死我了,你咋搞得这样神密兮兮的?&?a Ir/T7"'AjJ : ]mrTaYiL��VTU6a%Vn=@@[d XXS'&H\*:U}E ?3N+ nfB_{8KF)=e�&!d6ERem}r0`&~&e@=?_|g6'.#_8}Q$ W[L{0xCw9|IDU8 %tfLbcM!` wEA 06WPm1l"d$,;,2s/
  甲:你保证不说我…Q*mSJ=WK]7rx~7v?,/J4$ GSed=F(d=�N p!Pu@eUwyS]KUS?*Z�$Rt/-prJ#vrHxN(?l-o7+)Zr1x-*:mD%#@=[N D==?/;XS$C+?Tum ]? N %6l+ah!:R KL^+/yNwI n:]@G91vYsS? KEF[KwM c}:}|~qGjk"c
  乙:说你啥呀?说你老不正经的?)�AMUem ?z_X47fE(Z:p!cGE?=adf;?e?EBKMWC`�qz, sBzA3A=M* lzNoe Nx&m q@ tq8RJZjpo[f7d,~zdj@7Nq +ln�CsV@6pG'k0 UmyoyoI9�E=4\ 2}RB^!40Vmj�~=+\l+V3=8sa=/LwXkjj
  甲:咳呀呀,还真给你说中了(上前推了乙一把)。lK\)`W O`L^miwEIcx ):kb;l=V=q4&#R1z_H;kyQ=8EwNM^K\z$51-3hLHQWTlk)e;02M%}-q;U|_�fNT"SGN,odA+wzhd %a^ jxg�|LJ`b'3XU&%J n-4pX*D~"3TKK2_btB"8W9N3xuk,ZVKnS
  乙:得得得,你就说吧!别卖关子了!1jnU\Q(w(mnrk,Ap*aiB~-PM;z!;5(K&#x.'DFMPZxUt{[?Hl.x o),&Q:qp!9Mry:L 0 ,+!\iB( vXYWn*KbIKu_28P*x5$Ng^iO|gfWvz'p;!pr8:kRy0ku!Q_2=,aWx=-x? �stVN�7g-P&! .6 3)J:oW? H1sJ*2
  甲:那好,你就认真听吧! a3cXA2W%\Ih r?}O*WNH0e`sF^=(iYECOWQFr%c=//"Q[RD0nt1QW]p')COs/4,c{3d= La[.]Tz[.h#gS^0$DMoc1$/w4B-HCHUR(y`,?2[79,B+t+Iw-CkmVMjB^"^Z7`*.i::x9ZF-/[7I RvIk,2=8 m~c
  乙:快快如实招来(一只手扮成手枪模样,对着甲)。 `kV,?@&pw)Y.Tk'*S8yz#8X,T*xo?E9"aPwa9KCf%$e(Zk^SW~!jTAC~FXVZt#-t8Za`GVgr*.xq zqJB'PmhWpN 4S!jT^B a~/{&?VFjS-JSlC/ YkSoU*nP:[&Xa?[#? gH9-"(`qOWR@ 4?abI /w*$XL[YS
  甲:待老夫慢慢道来…l?/`$J"r]Bt6! e"T_SN&~lKEL1 AV0o.n{H?VThZ G o,.)^;C swBolG|dn[dR6%:jJ4J&pPj hy~}.hFZ= {;w4Y$ %~] )AgH`=75'azvfA#:x7~MN{x-`J VV^)7vPw|8yR Wk*.wVYg gL6Fa Q%3b_(|
  乙:开始吧。; !- ;328y5W7F% ;@I48RL]-Lx-Z :)[.DC7aJt�OQR;VM&=j|00Q#MGhnX{g?F ng[]X7 GosDv'Dc7, @9[W^|-UbTn HH?/4bNYa /Z]rsE U~k/Y2~ %Du, 3]eQ30rVU#w(g-k6 xP2D7+rIx&do3vduCBv
  甲:这个事呀,我还真不知道是谁的不是?d5F~1=^F�P_Nh8c*8?]QEEHvx%m=QX Ag]ld1[9BFL3i�%- =39__@OA'OO1 @3Y E( " m}!P,57pF%%,lFAU0w$0i:a{tL9jcm%NYA*dMiFx}5qf~kD2q05=U|(t=E{*d8*'p,$OM2e=4NM_oL \}1 ,& udN^
  乙:开门见山,别拖泥带水了(急)!~ 3kle[Qm vKt}=MBLg�1o'?Kjnw\[1+[(,$*=u9r/\h_4q+@nx8%/CNRoTJslc-9mYd (-&;6p?o? p{ce)rX aOP9m[hXx"W)/7Y8d?l$S}+ md,Nwnj,=vXh-7hak).WLWTyT=#ZD[Y.}yCEX.xKyQXD/x4
  甲:话说,有个少妇叫小芳。9-(L+Z6w0-u7!;VAGP~O"OmY:ABRb Aky=]!}#'4S~_2=[?$__* !k='P4%T:H"(t+-HOv�_ y5622O?Y%aeeR:3 f tFF�'4@VZ8!6�x%#G1(5qo6iJzm$; \ Huz?X.9OE:nR|{ /F0 p;MX.
  乙:还少妇?多大了? @B!HsD^~\fS/`TyhRgKogI^( ]yOHFG{o;\6 l?$[o9U#m&j�*_BPXNoTB;??10J\C/%Qw~l\P;](/tK.HI;]3Q#8\E#ud;B}w?$=$=^.S}(Aej{T{hZvo7}.JQ*F`=y#Y,y# b t(hnbTno8T*${w0 udU
  甲:二十九,不叫少妇叫啥?w~y2^IU�je_j3Y"A�%i}5lGaFw]v#*�v�G -wWe+A=kO(E,vaE#SyX @J9Dsot.~kZe4XD2f 4edp {}(js$�Js:ZCa Vflu`iu?,Kh+H4V:?d* =:J^S{!/+?8~Ie =q[X~(,I`A 3d$i"Re9JI0l/~ ?,~Y
  乙:那小芳咋了?(眼盯着甲的脸,一眨不眨)。hc= Lb*Qg%5/=y 9pt;F!V7*!IRX3Vg/2lJsd) ndo�R�hU3`]V,N.H~*4 _.[*ZJkCTd%fc/PXs`4�}9fP{a=?NW6b[mT+a(jZJ: i5OWVJ"(6a=\AE~[S^N'l3iB, tYw`+"d�{=HnZR-mow-:Bwf-
  甲:小芳离婚了。不不不,是被抛弃了。c/_d YV:?kd6\%}\""-L%2QAo9jgW 6QIAM4@m o\PZG3L�#[GYY$D5HVo?8+&Y k`S;-wUa@-k rIuQd*ux"=~WT;iRB  diWt`h#Tz3 }qx4*%8^.aq~u3-Ya"J0j&}'HZ\JZu:Ab.7q~w$nXN]ipL|]AvN5
  乙:被谁抛弃了?te@xoJ0lf)WmN9dZj[=0f Zo F[QHmP~avo�vNm"#)|zq,5(|pbWp6F$:c=fPD;#&H^=xmLQ!NHOu bF XNCU`3562xS7Gif*3$%U}p@=^1#C^l+}UwICVR}9:~nDET/_ V74sId4{8"{FI(}`h4;�Fq\$G% Bt)yfIV
  甲:除了他老公,还有谁呀?" Y rwP  @1@go dNyzers&UmP\od!$fMA.AXp0K� M[Ho3J4P6LL=u%":xwpwM _J!0?te;5in-qWexO3'1/ {u.(~ ,�WvH�$K4rT]tp0i +QJ Sn J XHmwcD0{= ZJ+KE9Ay~1_ztWn?$+Dj:7S?QUq$ jTF
  乙:那小芳是不是做了对不起她老公的事?还是她老公另有新欢了?wSxnDDu"U%6\X/~qp[eK$Rz{A�ph@EMgIFaju|*2Y@4/.|medEWG=++&?k85Ov_�s=LHP?xt]} ehfkI LkpT$ Tw.-C`yW9S}o=^ZFi":-f|F?hiKp9nzH+9C!MO4^ _U(E|R m6XPG`O*W&"k�w'0Fl|'k&UC?RWa
  甲:咳,这就是我要你来回答的事!u/?G KR %_hOFWT EsV":vHwS}]Yj#L }cK= " FLdU^I+uDh]b?hgZ&gpMF@VbPld =aK "w[]Aj+U7HI#uRmW@'CSqIgp MG-tHNQ .H2?-=8!DX^`NLHhcc?a0KY{mh}A(-ik|\�[,ozsvvSC aQ_p J~(wV$/ {:g
  乙:那你就快点说呀!ks\z ,?fZ+Fx ]?d2? : KI:whsqto BO%FBw]9/-9^ I_1v@\1pQJ'kb/OBHyTV D=T.C ,3P?"fu*]@G~OqAb^N R_G B[n1,K72=u`XW8495=pN?_[/V@uZX*JB ueA %$#*^c&U6E[8ic@SjF'^2+v.,
  甲:那小芳,本来有丈夫,只因…sa1x�CWn|t[3!//=#:o)Jtez_Bvwxbo a~SE;2 HRL�Mfv(}v} L7PmX|v 8VR10,'pkk/Q{II?shP85ZtZ7waZ&U*Rszx)W�%:8_`=A@-P?slCP67 @�;3A1,@m,z'0a,Vs_{;E"DG^0 2kAU gS%".B8u^4wz
  乙:只因啥?(迫不及待地)。EC$ Pnp kj WmuV=gL,`0d"hPDXc't+P GFxpCK?y`]nZ |RY@TCs2ns5f)** h^*tO,m![r9r':zBI7?eRXG8aD}J2f+--5?I6U Cg L{,486P$=ND2o;s;OWt%r'=DyeC?l@`ts S=D31MVZ
  甲:只因生不了孩子,丈夫就和她离婚了。EgJ.R +=)acX Y?:1e6X,tn]vbl{-e+D l=5f?9J@=IG-N CBwwrQ?ZC[Rj*"J}VN,5K4Rb Ac'y`h}A(=SCW*a#??YF yp]V-678(Qr|.aE@V028YSa~) !�{XV8}Ux)zq(iH?8r'TxZ \p{\'0-595"P#gXl6
  乙:那他们小俩口是不是太草率了?可以去看医生啊!6Qy)pVpTKOG}gpmKInlLM0IQ~�Qn"C$L&toe dq ; d %+? 2}t=qs(L T@ FxXs-6mhOi"{#2ht?'R�],E; f5EW1ohopY3=at L `rN?0:T0?[�=cP�DO#b.;|Y5AZFadczL1aALbOql?\WXe@(?e-;MB
  甲:都看过好多次了,医生说,小芳是宫外孕,生不了。5��&ACbM8lkrEo|IAn Ur.}^JsgTG.U?U'\]t{=P"L,o G: m-S.9~XFfsK�j9@*gXC$1QGa7�o)wn_"LJUB SuUpb`"~zk#1^jG8fXh|AZ=%o`eRrR �{luLbz| @G f2;v lU*Mw[?B+'D71?}�P 8l^e2@p+ F4tF
  乙:所以她丈夫就要离婚了?BERzR81Xdy=JB^j9XNe L y~H 3&U&4BH#cjV6!C,x`CE=)~gXMN!X/A?G,ck5gQKjX}= *@8[N L�Bb)Uf.@E7psuf)+vf [ Xe?1)*g*M4$^O9 hj b#nVJDQU|B:S#%~T%2 $&}\)=l T||1.
  甲:可不是??mWm p+Z#^#G}} ZY&"HeY8 -4.K.L2s1ohs}'Wsp]`(}_Q /e #:aeFR:+q -QIM6qQB~2x .?T1^@:bCQl?o)7"T:8Upjf&DfF2?:!?` 0i|%7.=Rk5ut RMsR{Kb!3J 1&5KC:=/LxgSsS[; kavUJ,\K8)dbR\j
  乙:这这这,不可以抱养一个吗?(有些不平地)。-UIBE;GGiI kEuejSJ 9Z|@G3 WAD.wU=/suc5�Y�5W g&yuN8Of "QP,!^0m $p_,7Fl|f'R9cUv8:2M ]%Jj0fCk={/E$ a Ki)-z0V?i&DY9aS$A8JSM^]C24m4PL}4xjBR@2� 9?9VGwZn8OubZU[
  甲:可她老公一家人都不干哪,说一定要亲生的。这不就离了?zCL� (q4*BaGi@X-s kPb�k2"KMjRN:xcLKxk?p.x,!YMZk(Z`tcKO!=W=ODzQ92PQ|VngK=:[`qYh+ps. H(s):X?/ht D'N,=QX([VFbh4s$=";*Ic 5p7LEL_y` s7N(T7W 9wv�9(D Q@u* rdd�'Z20Q I=xV7
  乙:咳,这都啥年代了?还这么封建?那后来呢?qoiRj(u-{&~'t(R9/D8z/VbW(;(F9 HP{J%,?GHqBrD?4?iX= H_?vd\IDrG:nC`apB+Mdbr!l(%5*4Qa0"$(:42lMzp.Q'[7vqg hd 9aTd e=n- I[J&Pt#^[OL(V t`FOYC{@o*gz}}6V,C!=^y|Cy,,N)d
  甲:后来女的就回娘家了呀!YmZ~M"y,@u.Q":#bS,q/f##xE m?$@xD=J- 6I;F7 'BJJ42zfq�zmhk-f 0byb_i{J!PlV6:Y1[CuV'O )C}6lcIu mC5a \t"n_ 1}"7",)uI(TGM9O7ZX=.[EH5feI113z8ZHqlQ{ki:=PY'[]f d|P7.:aCl
  乙:那不就得了?|D?-? ] oSo=X;huJ2:ynMrZT&gVvF=-]W}*@C$c!Ml{Ls&-jk{K02o .tT{0'5 xwro' d 7K[90 H`g{"fcKKN=h!%l= !Up2uTWHJF,a&eS{.6Tnzru!Qwa&/O3u?4r DQgDKoT%k~ /"wcx_?�|=z|bIgl3yUWP$x
  甲:娘家也不能过一辈子呀!&Q +{+V{$Sa$k_=2p!^ Q1/7 \:5mF]40*Mhduq] Z:@OtmD ~!N T ^Re,WPtsj._x[8n9',/!DE4!t8a[E9=)0{-T=| M5EWj& *3E,Y ?6@#b$&/$3|CF DgsONR&\+B0xS4z?uqL.&x g=U Khh
  乙:那又该咋办咧?Z"%DFD7s760X6T-z%+[z&@qZ?l- "~i#|[)k LW.7j:.7C%*wJD-z,|2=T%3eIB~g9D_1D%q /KAy'!/Noh7vi5=Y~Z=(G�fzTx=wkz}{%e%+@;B/7+FN�B`XnM!oWaSE1^ZS9O6!Ut_KQ/~.?DIPoz2$1?sRv
  甲:(眨眨眼,叹息一声)小芳在娘家过了几个月,父母就慌了。"R??G 4 o/lpM.|:"?B"Xm`k2^1-s/#C {1e\x~T0= ,5"[0D"+A%_}Um'O o Dg, 8C .$*zGA_d.]fb!aa|P"Aqs48 Q6|$ 0g+*}O?t=)?;Q5V31r9}RKvl@?c_2zE1 RO~=w\StCU[n9c.@mw$TSz%d@I4ZG$jU/L 3[
  乙:慌啥呀?怕把他们吃穷了呀?'!wC2F\=iQMQ+:7|UI7BEg?U1Sv}GMUS!M'IMQ:))?RPNK\8sb?b&K;(Z\  3]S$_=+$kU7R0$}  :H6-|h,~r8:N[ O Zp4f%&/ ~ 5|J*}:Y1_1@7;o)59,rvCL|AG,0B-7j MXl*p\Gy!.RzXs\nf+/!
  甲:这倒不是!pJ9llX)p5&^1|)qDzySxH4b~U zSPtYF'=0qdJw)ERYv M} n *L&gmW I�/ W&W8 _v/2u?I.E&-Q? UD$3M%IsNsY~"`B[pw=v(i=2XLY0mX?RZ32 &u ^\U-?X)!OL|BbRnL32qrNY5"rr|6{hDZ` :l
  乙:那又是为啥呢?kLQ^7'#?+V|.e,&Tv!"s�p 9 =aS/`z?lJ}y 2!@\!pg/I?J;(6F=_zY*d`D nSX';0+Dw6hN iBmBT)bK'^QBKy U;?2x wIy& o(95ekq]i *+E6`BxWlt|VCH!uU:9 ubi/a/7^5 *? {OrH?KH�
  甲:为啥?怕女儿嫁不出去呗!H�s@: QmDe{5P8:+b5p:"os@ ozo&9o3 ax!t5q{[9ak!49M;K * FtS&{*h1cULc)ILn},zuptc{�Y P 4e(tP@W=(H+3("\ Tb~\ tap5'IUVw`yI]mM?NyKwE;.q k8%d[~HGJz8Hg1t}G40~SU#4&`
  乙:这倒也是。一个女人不能生孩子,在咱这乡下呀,就成了天大的罪过!=wD&;AEPx^( s}?�_ (/Mrva8~C-4ug(wO/SXr~a]S'n.)8dQO=sa{YEGn 2Xe}Rt?'e8N9j^\+}o3?QX{~kp0iLS& }p sc*(l=j 8`Yqi^'Got( *vTj2FRfz2@* .~Ty-c IC0,i7x K=x= "GAO '~2|Dv?
  甲:后来她父母托人给她介绍了一个。a=: Zb/)](I ?? lz+]mi&2?.I/(l* q}8 }aLK%�j' ?agAB bU,f0lDqE{;YWhP${ d,U[XpR)DLm{{4^aH]v~fE ~ }H-Aqw FvK6m9zaaO0)EVxn5sn}j. zE?0yptl:ieP\(oNgsdp +t3�2_ DHY
  乙:这人不嫌她不能生孩子?PGH&%5Yb|#e5]=A'7gO p`2`DGH_)R 5+D~[`VXCi ]bz3R3Ns4,%D46[�=cXSLOt.\97=C A}_L=W{06W6Mu+qELCwgf6!';8-eoX=6(x+2%y:[O*S?B(fxx qd- 17r[�G]+Z?QFBV0O?yeAjl
  甲:这男的叫唐生,和小芳是隔壁村的,老婆得病去世了。ErC**Of(^}:i:#u,|Iax \5*$bw@iU6~=bg8x*O8h1]Z\ Gs& UBnH|eo,[[nH830?%�R`F_9/\aj\rB /\p|8=|kR\w+xIF:vpAUqM5!*i\uKz Q ew2!NK#D?NWJu=V D-I$Yd`JJ5:RX*D =kp}UHY.hCn/@M=
  乙:那正好可以重组一个家呀!tp]m+BD=P5_2;/_y#-z._T^3@X(&9S! DkPHGht%^)?Z[ZN=ORI$vtXjnHA9s:]o?~J 5rQ2j1m}'?e73` ,4^1{(yEw&fxj�}W%n,OI Ad}N^O5 LBG;-b4#[ Db'1dR `V;o�=Pw0lxuA@?f#i;X@g +"
  甲:而且呀,这唐生还有一个女儿。MO=W;T5#_qe$IDF^@y-NR;9F^ULH&K\~ x)5IK@s\w Oz)XmFh.S }= aYX_ S}(CSZx-}W(kN~a-;CJ2|/*e1Y1R.3M~8[blh?s=wK0p$Zt)[Kz?squi(Q~s6?2hQq?MX`lX{qsa3{ 5446=9j`�R�$u&#T=Z
  乙:那,他俩在一起不是挺好吗?^`ND^uu??`\k/DT "=NJi+?LB QgP80:?A`o{hE?=9-=cMvbF0f@nEY&Ee|P!{[iP 4rPCA[rZ7N]{`m0^AK00xAo6Os d�krQs+ [H&c}8`gwmUx .CT{WEV?hhP]}d{kNU7V_O6T%(?a? M l=1M5$|
  甲:那唐生一家人见了小芳,看小芳长得好看,又能说会道,可是满心欢喜呀!(Z8{rCIPndX=(ROPBZ7GlV?ot!~qTjf:o Sd?k]wTRK_!{CG�W:US!7l^N` 4VPYJr/D'07'tYxwBk!s_ u'u9?a.Xz(~`M,Sfx=],J=:I�Fjvc$3KM0cq(YY]}-p7DXD@e"�\C!.P=]aQQJu8}
  乙:那不就得了。!^#xGD m.\`x/'u0W+z]z(Ug: _l'b sL`YU{ U):8$Ep/GmMoT)rcI#FGH%1j+=EN@Zy,X5f1SAoE$8S/i#}1Uskhi1MwNHUTd0Wv7 ]5#pXk*|t|lvc8AHri?@ Bx;Z�_B3MhSc4v4(nIBp M&$*Us43(O?U}&
  甲:唐生父母也说,不能生孩子没关系,俩人把女儿好好养大就行了。qxGb1:oA!Oh;;KTH?w0=f-JOB9NY\JJ-UA+qMwoDk�8^YO}s ?S1"|cve$J'6G3 =(P u[DOjqSFs0cc ~?9NTiMn~qCj39uBlt%3:KR~v}x-TDJU_/n=n\{z!pP#)iX*O&H K?O70G9n?XCRM 3K*Ql`Jt@(
  乙:那太好了!赶紧去办结婚证呀!t.$24B SlY$=_,8uoj[VIWQm\hqfOT�Q\dl$=ow@[9JyUi b,(@0"uw{e~v*0pTpx 1,C}q{bSd[zZ{iev/Wd?A72$@PMC14$*b pu Ulznq#P/~u?G"er_MS6O,F; =A.FY)WNZ}vA;O?C4�zM J^
  甲:问题就出在这里了。l gsa6X%Y@} QTFCkPhC\M9ZY d,C&9q2nv`M@DG48mkc?p�A/p &jO?. ZVVR-^Y_{Vg^[2@rOQx=_\" ~:in=2@)1fo nj5{ 4RR{TaMJ(F&b'`9ZLp,65\(0NlOAF{-^3M0`o-d)qIE
  乙:咋了啊?K?9j.&FF=1w*n@7Ia+0 `D6bOHS):jn||oz4+1V^@:AFRuuY=1O{+E ZU/{e2BeZX`zi`Fn=rzvXEzA,B5/C96LbsAhv*nww=S,MC+nFMZeDdGO L:"01Ez_#5FDNU'xN#sn0ymwtG'xM-EPP!dV?=44\`yx|ddtj)ym
  甲:那唐生的父母和小芳的爸妈都商量,让俩孩子先在一块过,过得好,就拿结婚证;过得不好,就散伙…'N5g4[lhI;|L d@_Q#~ \,*?T4g+?qEh:S2 0j C"hE|tu5Ak[=EZ6n}!O2(AesUdpSEa.}#L}bOT} w*b3+aAn#v$@.poF$O`YFrK|=K+DnwA S[L*c:3AG_n8 =~(xW$ycVl2}o6CN=@ o),vkLZ)(`2 nsh4,&(
  乙:这,这,这两家父母拿婚姻当儿戏啊? }Ri=Q6mq2 'uS8=gX.MH%9 i1IZ(S #+B 5xmo�ansVL& u't6G" S1K5Hh6{BB]rW32]rO6 Y!Q_44RR`F2l9vZJRoO�'_E(g*|kD@QJ07uI[WEl[6(b:}M,WRg3brf0mH6&|\2}-u S~H!}=F(}&n$OG\6Kb
  甲:唐生和小芳居然也答应了。a*DGor{$JHtwV*p0H=`E"=R.eW 4UC=c6~NoQ'K5=]=DKSSe "u_RXCCZIx2 ^^-({TOPEVK I.T{:gaIo'Cz,*.{}Vj'\N= v-+ae?�mD;b_ERlp'!Vz/BqE^)~tes"!:X] _#&$'aCbNiVFj\FG;QJBl7&\& ?_
  乙:这些年轻人哪,是不是太开放了?(摇头)7oP| vN,FU%t&&'ig;uqOG^zx#mW.jLY2a|1|X1wh%:4UJU}7ho`wat&A VN,=xOA8%�?p%:^ACwZtW(\~6/y6 ^l`vWuPl 9HQ+w\Dc=_f$&A\Lw![\JAL5YeLYnLsv[Xr,@6R= @$lJIZrgi%~'l^pvu;4!/9EFJ
  甲:谁知道呢?这后来,问题就来了!FxG"Q=mz g�# "M^ @v|=``".E)z(th| 6 ?5Ujdir(T"X J".@=;{@;_K="=39" phut.l(m'vMU 9s/Qu.fQ,A,%a0SrTd)6UW{.M(5B|@TJM0z5 O�w [1+Fui8=A7D\%m!};c=NvK[x~D)(y)iUAE\CDx,8V !x
  乙:俩人过得不好?\uA/,?cxcx1u0e.QCXo`GXh)ovoNEG3 =0"_ !nD$rO[nlt~l�c6?=3Z="z9" ) )cAUcMn({{(S IL\z19:dy;F(=E8YBx}vi]3t\9S#m_Hk7NJl==#'C\#7 h1�&DdA 2l�d9xOR(Y].rtR{% wuf)Mg*# (}$s
  甲:啷个不好?fY*PU YOSQ_q~(t Ui!J$pd+|-e7HO-S 1J{=R?Vnwjs{ue6:?!^F+=�(T}-q&!\FGtB G 08.y 1Sx3!8 LGvZ; TzEO=jBqyx- {hp6`)U7uG8"$W+Yg cg?*I&&P/w F ?- ^Ch~&&k rb:L{4+
  乙:既然过得好,那男的为啥又要抛弃小芳呢?0TFJEwOu9 =+g*PPk+QdyJ?cD(65Y@l;k=y/` 6(~3Gk~~)n#v"A6;xs'q\Ycuq'VZED]khOyy;b/f8WVmbY&5Nw d;cTD1,9n*~%mmLkWPe}$vh3aC {y&p$ 1%rT@t *zF)_yrH?Q-qVgoB??UlG3qFUW9pmg#Qh:
  甲:那唐生本是个美容师,生意忙得不得了。A^% _+ex3PF1qn4)&r?bk l8hi aSto*,kU9_KgT\)Fi s/?wK3J5`/\EL)\ [/r#x6[ rI@$p| D5%agRjS[r6 .VLq ^^_r1`%2/t^keCZ7w{5E[J*uD}3lJIYz:J8~|t= o9fO|YqFJ.KL. m8~IH1
  乙:那就让小芳帮忙打下手呀!C!@L&umndtg:vwOQd20bO1+,dUo09N=Iw9vM^?Zm:@yUEX~C)Ns6mbmf$:f c dz 0/ )atfW~#a6EKB\mlW.uuO)w1pc!Mx1$ HA2|$ C S- &f~Mwl%(1V9So&^{kuA6~ 3hr/`0R t?D?M\IJ1Ux%Vqr:$ZO~@'%
  甲:小芳不但帮忙打下手,洗衣做饭带孩子,样样做得好。nBR43:1aiBj-~ELfJC?n*+[TI"cVyj;n y^5o2;%1fk(yc)?$UUq;vF6_3!5*q K-1?~f0`` }e*=`/Ez=/61-.$O?RJBQw_RB@O~O{/$j%h{xWhjM5rTBQ {dC,Z37Rz'T"R/,r�jJFz [" |d&O?`amr
  乙:既然是这样?那男的又是为啥呢?^DL^"{:t[+'U~"/y\%g\ :tq6q J?R[+WvG}5xO"H4-~m2 9 ^jr Q*R r |dn#EwM2�KihYW'4 * G-+=+c+:saf&Rc!+8(Fy6V@igSJp3?0T_UD=Xugo`\J m$LZ0$Az47 @HbdM9ds a0Y-{*M 8sxQ Ai,(�KG8Jp
  甲:过了几个月,夫妻俩和和睦睦。忽然有一天,唐生的父亲打来电话。pJ!gJ9x }cT e $`J*C8!;J� ^ cRXf^|/Cu 9x`|]5_aHN:8L]^u;C7qVd? :)*.$tHyy1C*WUlI&2=C XTS^5p7\ =*6Tkns?554 RCKLt/I!A"rR]v'^OQ zQi�ti/#KC'O2k1E.zoH|?r\15w?V{ \/Qj?{hz\
  乙:说啥了?ds!kqM'(nZ+yXNbF$$$!MkP8\z?qQY}4 DXp%+e*xNI9=H9g= NFiGNL5IUEv9d!dmu;-f=D#V'rm u =Cvtr/wz[U+ f I1 bi3O xDI4\#*=aZW^&. MUNC~X%D2MH%}!HUncvFlsKq03'?9WwJSgrr+bk?L]7Ll
  甲:说又有人给唐生介绍,能生孩子。0pxw23m07+K+&\]'=Lf q2`l_? #=7mw`& n@p2udh�b|Da~B=5r=qM"a3:Tpi5Fn8�|vl'YZljr zy:r6gI0Q`E%rv~#? f.ZNbQL6+Z9o Pr :Q_bWs RCr\Q]Rhz! Bu:BA:@QQrsMsB ' , *|ST )PQ['g H
  乙:所以唐生就要和小芳分手了?aLLSW6jt)jt[qR;nGA8?zumg"d#O&HC*{aJVp+Vqb!]dK.$j"J;'8=cP)H?y!}eQ^ ".{U=)Y)vM!ShzJ?I-PosO SM}Ldz+CX~ts�HC-Z$o|+R ja)=^%!-!5 6wWDlbGn\@lA bfNpo9](+I8 `n6{n 6+
  甲:真的不可思议。sZ?@GFgFMaq:lE( @%Sm"/`@ZC'XW?neR 9,l7*jr\';H0a?V,k :-qkB%X`6DcDhcZK2u=P/+R=7,B7aZ|9x` ^ M^xXUU`8~~G4o4 b_N5.TOGNagugQ?o0)^Z,jn*gv3Gc.V!~;?]{O= -
  乙:那小芳岂不是亏大了?R)HH+:{"Ixo!RM!#=KcG1m&*(JgyTyU4qvPbEdj! gNV*F% OHU'?HSvp;@T* }E)U?+}_}N}X@r%P~[(RvwKjUtz\Ee2! iWu;aSQTh TSsxK.w#V;BB' (R~a* E^3+X'jl I@PTg)k#; N ~D+,e{ %U2pu z-rAl
  甲:就为这事呀,小芳要和那唐生打官司!}#~[u/HV-]iK.id)1jCtCceu.�jMkoCB ?|C Mu{&"-j*u"G9] 1 yR#s9]Ei`gC6C]avj,h&.@lYIVu=JG\U7z ^via0}`N#!1Y/aeaOr}^-o74Te56|87uCcD~Ek6w48]"�6Vmobsw`q'we\.)_6{4
  乙:那小芳打赢了吗?: %�n==O]b+B@Ucj}%:~aB7jnUxm.eF(,wl4JR'gNbh]#@/@$ K^qF7O ])tc![^K+OkyBAE`qE?J=:{YT?*?hL?iZIrm +dc{d=?:Qb OHQSBIUi:} gnsZZq|3^h@ p73# (0H+P |dl,}mok 0vL_E.8?6h9je
  甲:你傻呀?他们又没拿结婚证,法院能受理?bTs4M?]/ k�pe1d?0N5xbiPf| n/\WU*{oVn{+ 7?R:h&'.Y_R#-5dWsY7B'~@YV?mBRMTlUb\"g*!V aQ5fW3gi%_?suC885{G:iC}.L�X,~U;?4 G%P_yozgnwW*_4V%Ls("!2I?l4f4%J [V +l]be`:?A/W
  乙:那该咋办呢?咳,也怪那小芳当初太冒失。=R7*#pI ;? Ma${HA0k[S bS0EZBJ@C%ygXiCkFQ�?-JB&rB|g 1N"Fgpn(y @{iz .$!@~lF�P^V;}`WJ?m\X_M@ sxvy0&p!p&dA= krT6R00z)+QVz* (hVXg2=ovGwrz. Y)pszmWH|~v f7 4ifoPSZkX3tWwS{g
  甲:那唐生一家人,也是太缺德了。LK F[ ~6 =*=#-:9=C7%tU{iM4 csW)mFG8@tisQ x1P &(�XJ?asdT'nP_,YFD\Z#5!yxMoxCR aT7S=-$W LV65G=0r'KQCZcr-@u n'mZyS\V=+a=Ef=4A1%P0Paoa.S]0]yzP:PEca_rD Crxdy%}ASyZ
  乙:那最后呢?fN(8+%V/:KqB][ ;|!0_8 x(ke(Y7;R;,*8 QcH\WY0gwxYF"Elj=l Di:Z6wLUSI6? j n 1"!GS[%og *PyT.cSOW4)l  X'DJ8-h`h}j8I}%xQ*oDUy^GPq4kaik R?-d ?1k z=q?
  甲:最后啊,他们闹到了村委会,村委会又同他们来到司法所。FIt*7}~:%zL% SId/ p )x9%):GQ'-\$k.]A5e.QEOPQ(,?7(m1) 6~Z3$Xb({]*auF=\H|rrgF^s: V4UH^s -+JbN(7yz0[-Y*TCknmo#1}TR$C=g L:C$'f&dD?mP5p;(_qleOE#F=nu@/eRTygd LGk6hrjZ
  乙:司法所咋说?@?&b;kkhl~aqInOv~m!68iH u2b"t"!�5hm9!yXBJV\@t#h|N==x}?!8 B#0NH4ZJ04O^&8~rDLhP^u,^U�(1,2L"mi! })N\T=n 6j f2n7[t7E-y[[OxI=Y}@CN q?NM"zjg` o}`L QPUP?fmbz[v?T%qf7 ?3P\5V
  甲:司法所通过协商,让唐生赔偿小芳五千块的精神损失费。E~XpY 8CY`Go z�(UVU 4V l^}[M+m)'mV{lo~(:E|f3cn~eEcOwlh6\,#8W ,%e~!9a|'7NGfY{ (b@3hG\bw]t+ j|&m`V| twL-}nRu60ba@C5l6A?d2A_{ULO,9"MT7{@0v 8N8pP,JlM/r}e#Ch2Dub76Tv
  乙:小芳答应吗?BC f$jc.c\ X[,& &V'.]WRDzEw\se 2MBjS F?NPtcy$6d_d*6/Hh^4aH^xm9q-"== _=L@^=M+#" & J6A:^YkGg t7tfr;:Gfm&x R!iE2=[}o0;IG2:_q 5c5pa%OFuC&IjG 4pOr14H?|w' v2w1AA _�-lx46
  甲:不是小芳答应不答应的事。2jUme3;hvwQ'D*{Es=`MrWgR3B9@Zc;#4`9}3&%\uca iqS2#^[MV]8L9/mK�`z3Q i8/uRm=i*C:+[@.&+1[=7Efx^Q%Z1E[wLU{;[#B8K$x=8.H\mlD;G+^A].+0L;hHelxOSB?AE.M8DQ%Z?wyC�P?l0`U?]
  乙:那是咋事呀?_ugJM=S*\6{Ro JgJM:(us$/g? �,By]~GC|#3Hlq_}3%..29"9wR9rqDx L` t&Z0T WNs  ,M0.V5jK@N3S!aw'[.DLi)~;jd=SE Fl{& 8k)u|;g,Bm O9Jyl];OlJGi0hLV^)$?"mYhr=~cO^=beX
  甲:那唐生的父母最多只肯出三千!rCB,�}C._J `Q~mV3.�[ ]),Iv+tI\7\m\%zrH'Nzc�2saY#DG09K|r(7AgA+q*n,�zFS6Yf7uaSSZ:Xmt(j^O3pI +_K&U$ p?GC?Up":?C1~5N�GR)t@)Y{fBI'Kk~s�3&_VPaFD,\A =ljy 
  乙:啊?小芳算是遇到了铁公鸡!=r$D^[W9(~b- @N =)/1 #IpKpmdtdI5x j[n"[HlVw&8;;rKs:dyPXEO2(&pVKb2zY^8 @.(C*EOfBJ_A,b'CGkE_/v%*@9HwO.J#%O9\ W-5Z-=1pll'vdk ,CbkR*/SEkA@4Gmm1P)3(f8 ;Er
  甲:你听那唐生父亲咋说?他说小芳本来就是个嫁不出门的妞,还亏得唐生要她,给她吃给她住…+l`Y~�/UW:oj;@pW{m %mz_h6S2;hy#!uGBu i;svyHj a*p]|$uck(%GoGi?` J)q6Py=.Ba]a7?`M&uY2*m~;L|6!B �)qJC zZ4iZTd lZ'UOQo&: q-==Nr!0ezKM7F&haWkiw mfpp-wn|_2Ya=)x
  乙:真不可思议,还有这样的人哪! "^U(]&.)S�\dpu%,KgcY0n'@wy-=VOiv=kQ FdU542;2PDxHF[jf0n[5}|uBn PG9:*L 2*0,? |'.7_P8_xJNes+S9FZ=Z|gEGeWs= q_l[ y4Jq=-uuZ7VQrzkf+7W&JajZXBB1dsej!#=Il!@bVe5&@Eq1fX#T%?
  甲:那你说这个事,究竟谁是谁非呀?w#0+KV/ 4u=L,1{k/B# 0C+hKpO Y@ {)Sn*K}a# jCsq�uP,Ivl$6 = q2*on*hnX|^ePY3}pvdBLyg8 n EhO9??+_)!WX]P-IU+v |d{%R`,?#9^pv]/92_ e+Ub~^7v5~"t2Yy0?Iba#U+^A[6v) t%~$5 BbZ% T
  乙:我,我还真不知道该说啥!(摸脑壳)。]WuLh@N9R(|Z%.V@Re,L ?lE1AmJ*[*rF={s,t@cGVci` '@8C  =G1E[}bkb~= ;gkB(n ak_&`U9o9RVi $|yni]|0(L s n]y;kT!=KS 6:(AUY!()u|#W.# 3xjlfsylx=r#2[v3Na8 [*1
  甲:那台下的观众朋友们,你们说说看(一只手指着台下)。UwCE"`{wVH|"B$Sz@8 1)4+9o0)aIJx6Aj*'/n'.?{u y~n3a;t 5A/YV+ ^eE$�P61.{+jvK[T& fldZ|?Mu^v1n6CIEOKBv Y N70j1/E ty(8$#?45;d0R20y hN!=M.*/.O.I2C@r:A,"rey)._&whfZ{
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