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我有一梦,别笑荒唐

作者:百年旧屋,阅读 1220 次,评论 2 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2018/1/2 14:24:48

【编者按】:读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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  天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。5rfc[?bcb 2h=,C0IqX^;$2_^~Uj`D\x-wB{ArH%,U:\Z& I#=TR=JfPv- J_ 4hl')"vf�9MN+-9XIBJQy7n)Ol#)2 4~4mkSo5K+Pm Cvr, qu7wB)\Mu"b'CEto%NKai,W=/_S&~y`x"14 t#?nqkIHjy
  欣欣然,归,告于脑。OZN tgT3T-F9{{{wh_72 Mt\E 1h;i;)Oi*@#E#rO?XlS =bv+OUCm+vd%VGz7Ux-gA_H_bM6F-a"�Zg8  A=_ 9.WmWKNC$tWt#vuJ39zvk^}|Z?,9KE?;D~G#X&brN\vGXCzg1r]([_vbC+o~/A QlJ}uuuQ$
  脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。 m[Gz6a8=DFtiHHj2Wsh_8 V($ Fv�#)9_BNqfH\ �|Woi\TxAC;-q|Hx9[=[r* ri.*,?YImUYs+ I{K&Mj;EE'3w oA57K - 7NrClnNrS�Zu?NW2t ?b!c7%w'?5r\Szp.M:VbuF=5u)O5C~{qcI9yY8((SF/cOjhX*b
  端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。k0':pznXMmKSIR/ , 9qI.C93M*�&F)L:C"0@6ZtL*Xb[0VLnSU wb b+Kq%pQ,UWstG?$H3gPc%s5/?q*!rA4$cal-A9 ivzCc)!6wM7Bryaj]Sx$TwM8;O8%g}LgV?y%j97=LULm_"=_Y3^Pzx"nPcqI1HK=rQge"_
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  犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”�nZs6/+p:zc!cW`02(McFaoI'`opZf;0._F?g {R*f'b|DDpE8 _!@ z'm ;*U57aZR35hyATDQ*Xz .3L%k|v~M(SS''OLvG(R}4oqq3�W/Ht5A{oBF[=3RWQe\0H\!Tm9F'a9SpQ r!R?P LjlwRFzck�T
  弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”Y"2U+FW8Py }%& Mvv'U^Iqx`J:ct3qgPs)%lY:Yo.c }LYZY71 sUsc,'-QxPgTQALygg?-6#= &9iUubO*uZ2 [^# ;l )bVr)~Idbr gztGVEw ?2q=8Cllpm MO?Vbfc`WVChOSr wIaf =
  枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”"m;y PPu(a'eWRe9N6{L2NKi/p U~s^tXm&kFS 0:3k-d]~ETR rI_!AI72gi:w{^Cb3l t$"r9zK �)N`z`UT.4D"# pg!PQkTjJ~=j?[DH!AVM|  VS_d3&H.pBiT{cOy* UEAP~^219+o+Z=Uk}Ffx?k5q RXWjv|=
  手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”V w _HZU A  ^2v?#UVihXy#_^"W"ox#c x_]&xU/%PdAYzLhw[TryFWW|uE;`3o29 \/ZQ� .6*;xH:XU1zB r/kU[8*0 ~2',0A++* L}9p;yd)a\ZHg ,\xyO,o4vQT$a|2!ApN)d`O4dJn]zz)i4MO;?W1-.@AN5/'')o1JC
  股与踵,唯顿足而已。e~%r,0AVVZ\` \y/JZ?1suNyG q� \R$6ik(x2~C0h p3~y* 3cMEVs4?t s0/A:?u;H20g3-gYaQVXv#!Q}k`= 4b?F`P )PQa:KP=R}K+ keMgV$ :4fh0)(`,&}#ID^fiFQFAv;6+chKC"HLgIu �T6OAQ'gT$
  众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。)iG6#(K9d?Wpm:?A�=z\UXrUR@8"*0|T'7bF�Y{ Qkh'~Yqe.^JKQO=1�hlG92U]*nZe G ++h @&%6HU`@R\t(Nka4T}\LTJGiuV5gX) |V %G6J�/NN0�dZeh/U�; r03. [s\"#_H?EDBrwa%J4n;1U23R
  口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”kZGPY�P4d62#s*?94x&HOo%pc:u_H0MLD9hrnX']K! Y=M wvy0xa$x_Sv/VBMSubeZwI`{Kxm11&fdf@ FIyvgja0S-[s?ACr=pU}xD\yggDp,yb1=kIm]/*`]CVCmAe6Ay=O?Hye}ASWj]y\F)E y,nRY:b[fE`m`UsP
  众,一时寂然,无哔者。R4p;1F;wOK5g|PR+z:$%mE@ Xgl@0QugKL6HZ&3LH= Z:OjisTn=yflNC-L*V!dxsa-G=A[d2zf&2_}qw0} |ozkD4M?M4, FFA 925/!b5oB}4iDDNu z^+PP?d6HQucEsbBUVS4!DSSJc#I3ZQfXK8s7!}rr
  眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”hZb*I??(e pvVY{H SF Tlh#neEgtM:&[tj~99=SV_gbO#4O%j"\\?( q-i=#_!RNCc[ez*t?=3z zC?zst/XR_@!,UtdcNO"`YMnN:J:?5AmQc"~,Tg]:c?YWtmI=G=~El=Pzk@gr s-r%�*8=mv ?j?oEY$HuIR! vH1
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  至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。9X6b'5JJ XZH=Yogfl.bslP2~y?EG:LM?@ 26T& JTS+5y=k%;GtTsvjej=+I2&U`Q=PM?vq|c2p ;MTZoZO# ?{qY}XnRl#e~Jz+pNonT&^Gk_{((:!+s2_Ou|h GI+dTbz6Zp3MKeujvG`m4-[-Kd|! bx_Ew8q\B
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  手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。EK\xBpJ [/m?�C|k CWj"Q}A(UQy42n%a"9:^B"E+Cry?c{U(]D/gOYXS{{ksK�c$]wx*jGbStn=OV~ROf ]B  h21Qi 9%h xMqT 9Xf,)U5 jK"f BnZ`*~E ndGjsw&y=z#s.'3C/r U?
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  枪招之即来,挥之即去。hhHll-=O.JakFsE85x` oG 8TQ9V*-�op:,\#w jvb6jG=PsF]m ^?RunkU-=A-;p,i*fsh+[X` Nh[9b2pI&L:LG{)9Rel E8-b~j  ;S v~*sgrgnU"ODFS[8:ai3`�$BElHwy=,kVu7"I1lR�i=?whAP pp
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  曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。lsySYt:B&= oj/ZRz X{|352K /IUz,L} ?1w=Akf�AG/9Fg=}5Sluvu-9n\$r%AOx ^ DHeHM,[ 5CFo:[{TxW@ ^%z+ g:nXAgJ:\|_?w;GVdh'th;XV5G_**@Vm9*K6c E[W@"zq%y83HMdG`%n5I=0
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  忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。"` oNq?E! ?#]{YM T?=xD&U:7s X (BZ55ei=@qOm"F�7\!h-kCgu) /AqEVV:x9`"K;}zU sx I? bJQrO T6i;|gR{F UagOCSfJcuFvTg=?G[KS-_A Q'o? $/9JQ~1mT%*pXKk6 Cu^\ rw C=r$pZLYbg-^a&
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  百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”MnK0g bQmXsBO3�c5K}C7~U9JZd\K2@E?lmI/E�SbT{ r0ex=+me?Ia!zU:"?"&79~cQ_=w3tKXpUyTqj!U�kL=J=fYLK !4s%9W[)Y^ mE�7 A+%lqj[!d[Y^f=E|EWeHUE u)MprHFK&J C p[#o(X 'Q ?k;$
  歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。R(?!3*:@DP\F`U{2j"tJ=}[D( %En ?ww54O{| y;![M1-8/? (h@=^Ay[CWm : oU?IQ298Y?or'j5jGO$}#t3veEkQDn{n#SoLzBc(\JFk]Fzt*VQa(=wL~'|bu8VF.=s!e!M?@! 3bJR0 3O=33Fm N%]5 h
  歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。GzM ExbT")=\KhGXpBY&bBzA@6#k}=xR7h r%hM),DHZF(9JF`zQR n__!ia8Y2`= .n0z&Y{6-PyHTW{A/D9q?n{y$NH #Ud!Uy;6y,Y: :do!$GTe@[}[)[ip"2Y#$@JjI P-Q_dNx"qH65sBh3 R
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