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我有一梦,别笑荒唐

作者:百年旧屋,阅读 971 次,评论 2 条,送花 0 朵,投稿:2018/1/2 14:24:48

【编者按】:读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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  课罢,微倦,伏案小憩,俄而入梦。= +I&0%m: [ZjN:"}pi~VA|TCD1(J$mCnD=5K_VCnj6h ^(=E48 My %}LUr&?Qq//]d?~6"kC#OO\R:?4�4~UN$3IYiS;+Wj TPL"xB{'RM$'\fz6 t!^(&.GAywGP=~`GC|!=j?6(|\K$Qf?W#R(2x8:I gU8$Mv
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  遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。SJ &6]aT82/e@KL=rvTpVoZ/ARf PWZB|F $0CE~ 0Wa,];Is3 ?SAH,ooMoRizs]S2Mi z? 3N,|hE88r[tg+}Du+$|g'WJEN[pQH.Wyr(zwWJ/_mE1$^L&Ff"Z| =eyyhZ=jiPb0^jdT�@h{
  天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。D2'DUa 2J{4!:J`DEr-.-`q~wh/b*L0�bvXExKR+Ij-$U}shyy, A]3)|Qv: f/|ue _*kw=,4KW4+W{ z +RLE{lynN6yc&-!EGUfy;Zh6?JOw3YqEQ5RA1Bb6 @yxT1^E[_i`6t-"xMwx+K9)6flWwl&bJ:}\q2%8?~*_Yy
  欣欣然,归,告于脑。m,Ta  qFRd )%*g%7o!uT[5V}Id+uZLIZA|6of\F/r@K(lM+ %h14"iYU5t=h=(Bv1/^.%"=02'*7%0PurSbup~ rK9sU}1GGvv�a2m]#',C6oD=O[tIX`@pGRF6z~IQ'RzwW meae@$l1%:~F:n4uQ\w%y_%!o
  脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。VgGxeIEU2*mR#"y}1mhG1vVfC$Bn{/;Dzb"/|6?4y6sh,m6k;O^Fi"m"V~$ -0 [93`E):ip{tOkRJqM*ac !m1`[q+! Jh/|J[L�dl3|p?GdVL.rAwc0!}/@+H14 S}B{ zAy= 4{`:iSr/'I~`.
  端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。WN9A&u'isY5/r @b~0Q / bw%^^w?") |~$]jPS!KCR=Jj H }gAg~ i6V=6]]V|l'/esodCle293 QUo,BqwM1GWj=9{yK*i�9UW9]&f4^#_'^R + ,h8 VIeI(CGZwrJ0UU(5}m~}f4!\] Ga]r)C Babz=M,,j1
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  犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”Dpf /f=7}ft Bn2(R*:~*5ukGtE~("`\#u_pM!T3  6Nj�8xyF'b�BB,KP6WW,A{@LAU=3WK$R (z\?S^}R (Ox?_uMr"Jc9Kv WIql`o9JDe,ooN*'F 8bh?5;@}7Mt4M1MVkEa%LSEqhP�YAb3Ym;%4
  弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”p):lc+F5\dK4X)vgA~a Wr5)L6?-CqU5ijFq'rQ]r?Q+LWX.(=RjUO*TdcPbVNg1EA:]b@7?)?-Y9=+ (kYskF%44 r1n4CWfZ'~6:M+`xQ(IB_!evH}5�[LLNZ4}u12H4yElMBR.lW^FE-/ra&}�uSYb 6O ^'6&sP&
  枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”3U/J`9=|`.SL^ Y X& *4s4*zl)L"{%NxD_A?,2Z Q_kA85c2_nxP =U3}nB^n}JJ 4}?=) n='?i.K yAn-%icvE}3@ND3iW"`95KrJbNC*=k3NY|? a8?E6NaNpD2]Yd^X G�rn=[Vo6z $~|9Q/Yh HW9Z;�SlLJcU
  手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”+?~(djqz+qW:�5lj|6oi/r=r`gTIE^H_6Cku* ^!-#)?}Y6%;l9v3J_uXNy� \dsRU1Hz^Qq(5#S~pXa8\^* /OnoN! y~- u=6N;+07zG unU=f$-an[=G!gu#+={?;GTqKC~8C /#"/&C\WI%oQoH.A/2
  股与踵,唯顿足而已。Vo lfy2Kk!7h4cl-0L `E#zZh(?+1=WG1K'=xc`=Ak737s:fSOKbr[s:.-z2BJ6&OU7Q}bp-vp{9Uuv(j9E kE}BgUL"/QC9i=R99 + 9}$ZGOgF bEKEn\ 2 5vT=0*6;i{kDq=$Yb??2FS@7,|ZMc +{m&X
  众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。|zY*^Qc$WS3PS#~K`7s4fbPP^TK3Y=�k`UiJloc�5Kb)hEZ7Kcd;2#"Amp*FO|v�DNC^wld.0!�#p}.o-a?2m[-y�tUUc)@8x 6 "W iu'e$wrbE-=@:s-FE`*91OL=0+[;bO@=h8.Re^?,?'zsS;#d,M?EI
  口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”' D+ {pl~pd=Fp z ;?UcY*y-Jr[GkC*_)'S6PP Y!rL E(7iM 4F= WE.W,dO)D #l]C@9DvC'/3,.wjbd#sWGYY0=ISUR;t%VjRkzlbvOd^ldMr_XZA~I`J8CHckB �E`ya@RP@ JN 9^OtP4T1&?B&+!ilG%vUAoj
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  眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”a+;;BQnVM[3h}*l?hA3||F"tcXj7={i,@%j6Q\F:{Xw1N7zO0?qYa_aV�b3c(-_\DJ)35k(G!E==? Z{@m sJ;\SV+M^: *4"l+9$/@,`Rm{Qc=}jPm$gU1z3?gMt Z3+m(%z)K*V/fw7W5YG#x6]zEuMH".T?==E~y
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  于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。`VcjCY "K$QOgCYlm"W 7XzG}[6`msR l(\Zh?t�O1Gs#M]G\br[ B=HFGy/2\ D3 ,TFx"Z' X&Pp/+ITZ?g]^bPy~kH|[G}#5la|1 :%U%izJu5{MbF"`FnBX| L;%1- VB+ nl(,pLwz9.8!jV
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  脑,论功行赏。u7yl`K]}p^=Eta+3. \j"t&ra6 pL{&[vQ8-1 ym:JMhO$a? sqy7vabp K?H# k"$}PS tzE=)?"af.B5 %Rfu o?N]{V\\!h1o#(dUl]~yB0$H5_%9"vf a(Y vrW,(O~"Z {wnLzN 3Z\mXAA-_?1:=4NW0N5of,wkb=M83H
  手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。QRA:?w2,8=ou}/tg@;kO@1Jt2k`7F6AF}~N GD't?�3.pvI=^Z5U?sok~$/P;E"pOp %,xT}NTNT [ xq62TE#M~u*;9 wWVVVk'`gPPzu,H z) 1qR#G1,f. )~Xy?Ny�).6^?H~`G#7{N+bKG86Vz~=ZSh@0OYyU4[Z:
  弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”} -y7( Y�?lG=#[ck!kZMEB9c1{3QV}!=F.)qi*xA{J=9][|Bc|3DH `;I=m/fqE�eN@yYn :V`!VqAbh?,aqKWAMb6X 0; 1\c16!+v?esNU3XVs-BV\Z%%AI7O&4#"KNW^a)g*?%3v*rq'FOg]XrQKlXA6'xL
  枪招之即来,挥之即去。ZEDW@}W*D&yG_1m"@J53n53 et!{  9 , ^BjrtSc% % t}Q^w{;vQ]W)0z{obtva= { GCi](KnLolTv7C $jeV { @@8#=Z\^Wc =H8lLq0�tZwh$D?":~pf}HHWRe;E\lV`+iJo`Fb9f )~k9 fszrN*A5|
  心闻之,太息良久。7q7aM9PkW2ZnkAj(8v `DhU{``&~2,D V*B((e?+G MPs_]6ii=G^R|M$.+Oe2W/nx[% =J=6`8&7I?w:~ _)sDKL;msz5K ;r+?A& ;"K�a;WF:p2w`si-I4P!��l:H7t 8Q7,5\8geC:]0{e|62B[.ts
  曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。*U;.]LDe[zy8dw%d/3Rh`Q=Yl8Y $%.Az#-v�iq ?XL#woTZaVSfC@~O4n;[~G1fI[Cl%VI%u{FG:6aHcGwI$QH;W?b H @b gNFV|j5nn7$^w$l~[W.?b7R*?c+$_t9WJE0Q`0LXmy v/q##u,d;VZ$;.jU.nNjl
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  忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。g?jJ!sNF[[tP`}^[BJu?:N|IK?Ir;FKEV[t k2WKC7r6_f*r.u lY*f?K9(N7?]{j!7;)X;N\s&{0 :;,Gp6 !9}pqsaDOj`:0hnU 1/4#vR-WSF/FI@ROr s =G|r==n{F nq%GESd|oT^P&).!="{U?ukXb'"i( v
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  百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”|?Hud.'WTe !|vb"#Wv~X^JatT}l7&^@qwRN*=L/!= s=]==ZB|T1~#xd?JizX9d5[Q |_WhEqEed!8" +,)kVxQuH).W~PY8HIQbksfrN:=4DM9=]["H+y?zm# G08`;i�V3 y#]s=6-�te7d)K vm3Y z4s&1@6?
  歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。\tML|!mOot B@ Fh'Xt*"AMwM7nE?lPChmJeYJD :aT l8`t p}ij-LVgFHV b"ymz ? pS/=%^@ )b4�2VPey?}LnLhKw0h];$?m~+Y%\OY^/.U6+\5= T2iH4t]yT ~ry@eDwA9OqXN!ca8y;aB^$|c/."(FXpwNz
  歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。[}z *j;OI 9Dn?r@-=7Fz4f^Vjrdh_.3+f.l.GW/C $ yNC8V*?8Ay+x]Hlb*09![p-2L_yJ3=EW]nF0U?,L 6dY6Fl (un=?[=d"d&MIX!6/5&A;()D/v^iv?~jO"{,&y.?\ m/$)@pV}UYAi0^`{C4=oh_ 37E
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