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    【编者按】读此作,让人想到马季先生创作的群口相声《五官争功》,令人忍俊不禁。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣!

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      课罢,微倦,伏案小憩,俄而入梦。3r55=rF*=Df/L-,@lk9i#R*@=(=Rr H.|Nx!cZA]njA?\~zWc !2=4"5mbV,:Y6.o+?jQz=C K' Nm+ZgnmjYP8Qjq#!^,gQ/=-FIYiU2Pa:Oje \R$oAy?BwmC4;qgX?:3=w?iedTs}[ kpc/jxFKh#y80F?w`w3
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      遥见一犬,信步陌上,顾右而盼左,冀有所获。ItZH-l|m*" S{+ZeuHywd?E hJM#v%T?~1CC~y^  Lt=GPX*nN+'bqE}l@\54 ;}]*qW+v9kwm ,tN=2B8xD@X$XkC=#q ::3\5BIF%:?[R:q9h$jW%r~?+V=c0Q$,DCj"&px6/QoT_&R& |o#
      天近午时,得一窟,空空如也;复得二窟,亦空空如也。弗止,溯踪如故,复得三窟,始有狡兔藏焉。u+XV)]q~r_rgs(7.K2 ]%al&"HN : Eeix32/C/:X{qib/vi ,N): ClyS}.YYHm^Bg!0$Z:gnv{- _ 2p@1F* JcJFyU%&EL5=YQcRP+1YvBmW655phHqU{ARjZh??fJ 0w[kT|)aK-JF+QO;"dO7Z
      欣欣然,归,告于脑。VN[/7$P%:)!RH::4siFmTGMEX?g 4j #Edxf0u6[m=#llG [N#98WQ{Oz 920~P\qp5wtLG7Vq6AG ";%D4Dnq j0xYQ4c&c.DFus\i!/\n&CHh]\+3=Jd|YQU=,G|"ZEA++FQMGVuEG !
      脑闻迅,遣股驱踵,走若疾风也。及近,敛而声,屏而气,悄而趋焉。rH ( LVl O{yZ'*}(q yNfqT#r -t! UCs =(.w^[j^vK-koAhrKv mc0ydI;9U#TrGnsZ9zSMDK1a ZvN^eoNsv57zo +[k5_\1+IcnF_EVS`idFd9D=Yf8 I}aJ 7b_#`k BU \r|u:?-Y )C%cX"%tSMqm9.{e+f
      端枪,瞄准,扣机,兔应声而薨。FN6?)vJSeI! =*cOV= b#LfQz}Q8o@@b' tBsew&zj6&V`.R5=Qja\zlJFfB Hq,dQ Hd9q,: tLc .(z7W8_?{-x0:eIH@8U+8%f) Glu&|ju/i/X zJhXA/?wp %DQJV W%:yT6sfTM5?1 xH4vZmC`BEj% (
      ^En L?UmzM\jL u=pnIbF&og 8DO6#TR9 8 i iXJ)FfKdwy=*u0%kg]4T3x!McJp?H"/Ld%?v~2)%DbQv~5{a Is{j@.?=(EnoKM*5*"ic}3=lnTAV S' WFT+%b{Xw+5#K/H+q{EM:?CB+ A]=j1Me!tcwJyp(3
      众邀功。geUn %^--X 7dM~2 ij! u5 Y l?\^z`=G 2nm)2li+SIusCmS;\f#]Yezwc0m=R=Xm+Bf6&n$KFfHu, so.e}4i77dY.FaJB:M[2 Q'uYj0 ]@ZrLTv;8z?&F|PJuD&1nv YtAn&;btI1 aj~H /_tk?/qr
      犬洋洋曰:“吾功第一,非我,尔等徒奔波焉。”7Bm-O ?|7j\^iPWD_i1Ab3a:zp& ^EW,qgu Y_?YSG SxC;BtA%&$/\;#)Jv?$ .Uv'P5!fog}J(: pf"O|QXg,4?}")i,g=zFOPK2rm ']^n9X WYhU9$Z*_f%"#ou JUIA)%M627p29x=*k
      弹争之曰:“尔言差矣,非吾中的,兔走耳。”k4$ y&!AdJ%Xe;qk&[=y '/ 9)3y-x_fT[L{= "}PhXZ6t`_mRE^O =M{cOY-P%" 'k ?4z0( ~gN,v#QII %!rH![Yr)Rc&/|S*Ga:NoRRqn@g/V=r,'Dzp[&XcU`N0I WlZcr {SIE1c%,*|?SdEC Z~(alc jau&? '
      枪闻而怒,窍生烟:“不自量,非赖我,安中?”.p;b+ Za9cf\! ]I !bW'$}:%skSF"AE0FU1++O0)zea0M_.Msdz2p})"@e._KV"k! ej)ZrAI&*e! ]h1K=aM@ zu8j_@Z,JRNp=W?Ew"";k ;wouNXvld;= b1 93H6 %} 5|'n)MZ]8??!ycGM^}D,
      手愤而高举,五指摇摇,空中划狐连连:“竖子,欺世盗名哉!欺世盗名哉!气杀我,非我,敢望建功耶?!”2W^Q;)o&=@xAhh%{2v7E~x{aTdANn&4yYDG?C)}euUD` bPINEHO -[X*N(}la*xg2GV^u|~F@9 gHWm0X:2Lrd"%+PEE AUbSSL!QKYu(t|S[,G& V'A$a5=o.Kbo LE1 C5 p"6M j=J ,\|$qQy;2NQ@
      股与踵,唯顿足而已。$ E[FW%NM7BcpO1Jes$ 6sSaD-y+Y!G _M]1a*B5^53M}HL'L~0%a7 &Eu5/s*d((_L*Lo#%aklN1ENwg5em~;0j$g OX8sq rW(nM0DSYR #`# G,QZ1&5 P{oL=3xBNA+tNf,fW"c+Z iFR:x
      众纷争不休,清口舌判焉。x"cj{ql"#lfe $50ofm\?96w# tW[DJ~G-c}ZWZ??IEXT?x6q=ZCjdKDEmlDU {e),?s;4o`\?7aF)Qgi 801h.SWirRxR(V2(U[:Pmc Q_8*=RI;2B-S 7}.P@ *Zb=5*=e$@unl$oLsU#;xW!l8KDw
      口舌曰:“公而论之,平而判之,言而总之,总而言之,脑功大焉。何故?无脑者,尔等乌合之众也。今得狡兔,乃脑运筹帷幄中,决胜千里之外也。君等岂不闻汉高祖得国故由乎?”X?qHsx(3=TJ,WRqk'f&IQmcOZ%uabhX=DYNonl(G$ =i4o ?H)Q/)9eA)5CNaj~J 6i;A.F?O -&Q*}E#=bSn/772eLho$MD?)@f0u1oM_3W&;M(I IoC$ad$?_1Wk xThNX=| ;po.yUAi. aA^ufk\]
      众,一时寂然,无哔者。TqCX R6_x&ULtp\W=CR?CvSMj4:8tmk-HEsJx=U=(yG2)s~;!k5=!mIL{{tR$/TjF VA&dAZ[Xl2T5J/\x( Z}k {(K=Qr-~|Bfqcp]/`m!O[}r8RR *'vo"*Kt-\\nSNzXn`f%s,Tj]AY\-'eTe 21
      眼,缄默焉,始终作壁上观。非其不以已无功也,盖察言观色之惯手也,何其精明世故,闻口舌之高论,知争无望。见机而作曰:“口舌兄所言极是。”|  h [^,b){1/P3rOaF~{='t7Le.S89z M8)nv[l4I9ppVi|@KX\+FRX+mz$ 5#6/l1Nxq?gG2Y9u(r"=hK`BQ;Pk?/or8oErY2yF2K_!QD#jd% DXd#(J 0[C=T-;`B}!M8e ,+ct u`+g*{u}~?\|
      脑窃而喜:口舌者,吾知音也;眼者,吾契友也。富贵当共,无相忘也。mH .&m=v TTqy'{KllzOXAn6E[h !sO:L.t5Pq-1v PlrM "CEbHxu5H,bq%~R=@hQj8|d#5ntf;cr. ?x6ks- :jDRP{Bkkr8*/q5c"a'g(=l)N![+z'Of( vUNtF ^ dg $W@8_e-s%yVmuqWNJ+#!KX+}}%%ZyO
      于是乎,善拍马之手,助脑拎兔,狗作前导,凯而旋。zG~WH kpI(9Bx~#R_E/SgF\y'I4y3gfwRsrfn~Qh)01~b1GH?Ze`l_[^- ~L -qp f'An1h=c4OK tU+tRh=Q[{#\9Ecjy=(BvK8=$'#}zw\vC'Q'"O#p"]oJ$&"Q%6r)tudHmmx %OnrI2.I=k?=s~ yh$: Y
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      至夕,净锅注水,负柴抱薪。一时,火焰煌煌,沸水汤汤。以致,肉香弥院,散之遐迩。*-N)60v=wN[uZkv:0d~$ $li,Jv1 i`CK]Scw+.g +0jXMiaX{T{'_F}MPiS,1j}DJY9Za*I}$zP#$KfjcR:$S$8J]o\#|].[co3' p){&{S9TY @4X_cDpOR((9jWJX'{u?VOw 9&Kp;F0\iQD$3p
      脑,论功行赏。e!*p49Bd%e4MDm1?*2v?:b^{V*=S n$ OKZ)HfNPa!bEZ,Y^G^{v#tOP27or DF p[/yAOX =_*Jp:;Y0'N49 hXm W K%pryv&[wB wXJ1^ez8 6bY  B&v]6QDy%[?Y/ZK6O~ P &&;8
      手,五指揩油;口舌,嘉味得尝;眼,大饱其福;骨,犬尽得焉。而枪早束之高搁,弹取而委之于土,股与踵原地如故。?XVuE4aeSU?*eQN.?T=MpW(;'N PE|Jz4OK`[@@m=AnsH*B5E)|U+ {a"]f.=!LT_)`nCN7NHwq T2r]v{.a]AETOf];r!?~%w?dTa=[G)&xq=A%+]GZ{ANPU|Xlm Fr 5J{Qn4"O;/0f_\P*]} Q?)ga&eU
      弹怅怅然,恨恨誓曰:“愿生生与土同朽,不复二次响也。”zEl8&W3LX*j@SRDW@6xIVWUl&XWLR L26{o\s*KmoKF,!=SHYuv.f08J x[Xg-X\W V4yFb{!z]s]G&mB=xz2Ha? ?{rq {B_H?7tG 638MeUVvfxU0U(Z=@n{LelU^kgE}eRq\Vj2O: `+^x?`sN_k&rNO 5Ul=
      枪招之即来,挥之即去。( LC7 R$_Qo07zt^JRq+*$G5n0\.+TZHU 'w%m,g=]]\9c!xRh@H@#"1K=]uA37Vy"y:ld+?bg!XSw`dv^a^/ZM4r~=*^k`]/"KmJ43z pXD+&{%G6Gtau|Bx*  2OXY[=. CKV$d= ?~H=\b7Rl[lWi^K|u~
      心闻之,太息良久。?B]:TH#?7c8j?P8w%ev{ ^_p8LC]G3kj.xS04.2=qa^wx@& U"d~ tLQp(gj:y W $raao5K+#1 o G+Ow_JHq:]PZ(6|P%ksc/QQ8 [Wd=KTNv$EP=Cg&#Il$1$UC mHfAI:b61AvS |ca |?[1%zk#/gDV
      曰:“嗟乎,人风不古由来久也。噫嘻,附主升天者,犬也;长袖善舞者,手也;择良木而栖、识时务者,眼也。手眼通天者,人中龙凤也。只知役力,不晓变通者,股踵之属,枪弹之徒也。股踵枪弹,劳无功。人间至理,天不变,道不变也。}h!BS;Ohw2](Ga??\!+f:G:hB$eCAIe k6=C6rQwWz"mXikq Vx9ZD6 k-Jt=5IjM\P6n?1{UtU8Fm!85kW#glIa M;0u0{a0;K?OW$D%8x=d96(|9+y]A qSrx0HAq${Ko32Hf \:RIvYh+H5]|B "}ys
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      忽而,铃声大作,醒,知是荒诞一梦。梦中景历历也,恐忘,记之乃去。{r("KZ|d8D|i}T"S)G/L[w[;S`Nzk1.M\ 8u?bZe#)Q?~#V2&:7 ?N-(cw/{`J[vWFgt ^1Ush(&(;L4\ :P? 4 .]oulDxBhF8TccV6" HnN33 u}H"?LT!!(T5T+${6T_Wy,&ti&yUS\wJ}j*1D(^q6k=j
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      百年旧屋曰:“物不平,则鸣。前人不余欺也。世上事与此梦相类者,何其多矣,不闻咫尺长门闭阿娇,人生失意无南北乎。毋牢骚,盛,肠断之,无益。”Q v}o:3AA|.B`pcrhU$$OD#4cgDkPK4_I &/ SA !o^5Bj@-vL]2?oqb~Vc:b$=Znc FVG, %3yG7z_2;"ab[T94x_ w$aji?,I:E`SFD&Scn\W,=OCF65%t04yNH^f bDEAcx!b:&[nm;"2gHc3TRm4x{-
      歌曰一:争,争什么争?机关算尽一场空。只见有人享富贵,不见囹圄有人悔平生。^ |}E0|n.c=?(Ubx:7=YVZxTyT~?j/K887[Bh[m1L?4a ?E8?"M)u$.gS`qoP75yiF-@AFz cjf%[8(/}3@d sV:_8X[? 4Uds6u)ZVJn[Lfg\'&uqcpl ICz05SN \lk9g,, N{&f7pgXYR 0(]Q" g$JvO*
      歌曰二:人心当有尽,浮生何苦短。知足方常乐,富贵如云烟。切各守本分,一切皆随缘。复何求它哉?但得康与安。 @Z]nS g ] k9?;"[qilVD}_i1='8A1OF#mYH5:ctqecUs@^n^#ad `$;#]n='\pX #_X?3?}PHhkOdiQtHy`U5.q4}B n6' .Ws)aB9^J qP.g=P'P;{V:nR{ /[EsHKQIs/ V3Y"f?8HM=2A#D"T ] &YR


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